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As long as a Spacecraft or Vehicle you control dealt combat damage to an opponent this turn, cards in your hand have spectacle. Their spectacle cost is equal to their mana cost minus {2}. (You may cast a spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.)
Whenever you cast a spell for its spectacle cost, put a +1/+1 counter on Falko.

Flying
Whenever The Traveling Postman deals combat damage to a player, choose Magic cards at random until you find one that creates a token other than a copy. Create a token of the type of your choice that card can create. (Many Magic search engines have "random card" functions.)

Flying
Whenever The Vast Scrier attacks a player, you may put a Soldier, Warrior, or Wizard creature card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking that player. If it has any "Whenever this creature attacks" triggers, those trigger. If you don't put a card onto the battlefield this way, scry 2.

When The Brewing Chef enters, look at the top six cards of your library. You may reveal a card from among them that creates a token and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Creature tokens you control get +1/+1 for each differently named token you control.

Flying
At the beginning of combat on your turn, roll the party die and create a number of Treasure tokens equal to the result. (Your party consists of up to one of each of Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, and Wizard. If your party size is 1, the party die is a d4. It's a d8 for 2, a d12 for 3, and a d20 for 4.)

Other creatures you control lose all abilities, can't gain abilities, and get +2/+2.

Other Lizards, Treefolk, And Warriors you control get +2/+2.
Whenever The Ash Lizard attacks, create a token that's a copy of one of the following cards at random: Ash Zealot; Bog-Strider Ash; Grotag ThrASHer; Seedguide Ash; Unstoppable Ash; ViASHino Warrior. (You're probably going to need to look these cards up.)

Eminence — While The Knight of Commentary is in the command zone or on the battlefield, you are freely allowed to ask people for advice on your game while playing. (This includes nearby players, friends around you, and even people you message on your phone, but it all must be done in a timely fashion, courteously, and without causing large interruptions in other games.)

Whenever this creature attacks, create a Food token.
Whenever you sacrifice a food, choose one —
• Gelato — Target creature gains haste and trample until end of turn.
• Pasta — Scry 1.
• Pizza — Tap target creature.

Trample
The Judge of Height gets +1/+0 for each creature on the battlefield that it's taller than. (A creature's height is equal to its toughness plus its mana value.)

If The Zonian Brawler is your commander, your minimum deck size is 60 and your starting life total is 30. (That's right, you're playing Brawl!)
Whenever a fighting or biting creature you control deals lethal damage to a creature, create a Food token and draw a card. (Biting is when a creature deals damage equal to its power to another creature.)

When The Good Time Sleuth enters, exile the top card of your library and each nontoken creature you control in a face-down pile, shuffle that pile, then manifest those cards. Then create a Blood token for each face-down creature you control. Those creature gain "Sacrifice a Blood: Turn this creature face up." Secretly choose one of them. As that creature is turned face up, reveal the choice and it becomes a 5/5 black Demon.

When X enters, you may put it into target opponent's hand. If you do, as long as it remains in their hand, that player can't cast X and they play with their hand revealed.
During your turn while X is in an opponent's hand, you may activate abilities of nonland permanents opponents control. If you activate the crew or saddle ability of a permanent this way, gain control of it until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn.

Anything that could have changed The Game-Changing Host on the turn it enters applies retroactively. (He's been here the whole time.)
{T}: Create a copy of a game changer at random. You may play the copy without paying its mana cost. (There are currently 61. Perhaps look at a list and randomize?)

When Tarkiran enters, create five 1/1 red Human Rebel creature tokens.
Whenever one or more Rebels you control deal combat damage to a player, you gain 2 life.

As long as this creature is your commander, you may play cards from any game in your deck as long as they can be reasonably translated into Magic. They all fit within this Commander's color identity.
{1}: Create one resource of any type. (Mana or otherwise.)

Flip Ahead (If you would put a lore counter on this saga, instead flip a coin. If yu lose the flip, don't put a counter on and repeat the current chapter.)
I — Add {U}{R}.
II — Create a token that's a copy of Krark, the Thumbless and a token that's a copy of Krark's Thumb. (Keep in mind they're both legendary!)
III — Choose target opponent. Flip a coin with them. The loser of the flip loses a quarter of their life, rounded up.

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, create a 1/1 blue Serpent creature token named Cobra Coil. When you do, if you control five or more Snakes and/or Serpents, choose one —
• Strike first — Target Snake or Serpent you control fights target creature an opponent controls.
• Strike hard — Put a +1/+1 counter on each Snake and Serpent you control.

Rulebreaker — If Arvad of the Weatherlight is your Commander, you may include legendary permanents of any color in your deck regardless of color identity.
Whenever Arvad deals combat damage to an opponent, you may put a legendary permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Shroud (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Flying
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a +2/+2 counter on each Vampire you control that dealt damage to that creature this turn.

Judge Call! — When The Wise Sable enters the battlefield, choose one of the following six cards at random: Blood Moon; Enraging Licid; Humility; Life and Limb; Opalescence; Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth. Create a token that's a copy of the chosen card. (One easy way to determine is to roll a D6.)

Double all your spells and abilities. (All spells and abilities cast, activated, or triggered by you are copied. Mana abilities produce twice as much mana.)

Trample
Each creature card in your graveyard has fossilize. Its fossilize cost is equal to its mana cost minus {2}.
Fossilize {R}{G}{W} (Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it. It's an artifact and not a creature.)

(It's like flash but more card types.)
Blue Screen of Death enters with 108 curse counters.
{1}: Remove a curse counter from Blue Screen of Death.
Whenever a player spends more seconds with priority during their turn than the number of curse counters on Blue Screen of Death, sacrifice it and they lose 6 life.

Fixed commander ninjutsu {3}{B}{G} (It's commander ninjutsu, except the command tax applies, like it should have originally.)
When Monet enters, create four 1/1 green Turtle creature tokens with training. If Monet was ninjutsu'd, those tokens enter tapped and attacking. (Whenever a creature with training attacks with another creature with greater power, put a +1/+1 counter on it. This doesn't work if it enteres tapped and attacking.)