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When Tarkiran enters, create five 1/1 red Human Rebel creature tokens.
Whenever one or more Rebels you control deal combat damage to a player, you gain 2 life.

As long as this creature is your commander, you may play cards from any game in your deck as long as they can be reasonably translated into Magic. They all fit within this Commander's color identity.
{1}: Create one resource of any type. (Mana or otherwise.)

Flip Ahead (If you would put a lore counter on this saga, instead flip a coin. If you lose the flip, don't put a counter on and repeat the current chapter.)
I — Add {U}{R}.
II — Create a token that's a copy of Krark, the Thumbless and a token that's a copy of Krark's Thumb. (Keep in mind they're both legendary!)
III — Choose target opponent. Flip a coin with them. The loser of the flip loses a quarter of their life, rounded up.

Flash, haste
Drop Bear has power and toughness each equal to the number of Forests you control plus the number of Bears you control.
When this creature enters, it fights up to one target creature.

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, create a 1/1 blue Serpent creature token named Cobra Coil. When you do, if you control five or more Snakes and/or Serpents, choose one —
• Strike first — Target Snake or Serpent you control fights target creature an opponent controls.
• Strike hard — Put a +1/+1 counter on each Snake and Serpent you control.

Rulebreaker — If Arvad of the Weatherlight is your Commander, you may include legendary permanents of any color in your deck regardless of color identity.
Whenever Arvad deals combat damage to an opponent, you may put a legendary permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Shroud (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Flying
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a +2/+2 counter on each Vampire you control that dealt damage to that creature this turn.

Judge Call! — When The Wise Sable enters the battlefield, choose one of the following six cards at random: Blood Moon; Enraging Licid; Humility; Life and Limb; Opalescence; Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth. Create a token that's a copy of the chosen card. (One easy way to determine is to roll a D6.)

Double all your spells and abilities. (All spells and abilities cast, activated, or triggered by you are copied. Mana abilities produce twice as much mana.)

Trample
Each creature card in your graveyard has fossilize. Its fossilize cost is equal to its mana cost minus {2}.
Fossilize {R}{G}{W} (Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it. It's an artifact and not a creature.)

(It's like flash but more card types.)
Blue Screen of Death enters with 108 curse counters.
{1}: Remove a curse counter from Blue Screen of Death.
Whenever a player spends more seconds with priority during their turn than the number of curse counters on Blue Screen of Death, sacrifice it and they lose 6 life.

Fixed commander ninjutsu {3}{B}{G} (It's commander ninjutsu, except the command tax applies, like it should have originally.)
When Monet enters, create four 1/1 green Turtle creature tokens with training. If Monet was ninjutsu'd, those tokens enter tapped and attacking. (Whenever a creature with training attacks with another creature with greater power, put a +1/+1 counter on it. This doesn't work if it enteres tapped and attacking.)

If The Snapstone Wielder is your commander and your deck contains no land cards, your starting hand size is four and for the rest of the game, at the beginning of your upkeep, you get a mana counter. During each of your turns, you can spend mana of any color equal to the number of mana counters you have. (You want mana on opponent's turns, you're on your own. Who needs instant-speed interaction?)
Whenever The Snapstone Wielder enters or attacks, cast a random nonland Magic card without paying its mana cost. If it has targets, choose the targets at random.

Defender, flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 green and blue Bird creature token with flying for each Bird you control.
As long as you control twelve or more Birds, you can't lose the game and opponents can't win the game.

Flying, trample

Commander Suspend 4 — {B}{G} (You can suspend this from your hand or the command zone. If it's your commander, command tax applies to the suspend. The rest all works like suspend.)
Whenever Groaaaaag, Hungry Monster attacks, you may sacrifice any number of other creatures. Draw that many cards, gain that much life, and put that many +1/+1 counters on Groaaaaag.

Hexproof
When The Octopus Official enters, if you didn't have an active tournament, announce the top 8. (Reveal cards from your library until you reveal eight nonland cards. Randomly distribute them into four two-card piles, like a tournament bracket. Put land cards on the bottom in a random order.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, randomly put a card from each pile into your hand. The other cards advance to the next round. If only one card remains, you may cast it without paying its mana cost four times.

Flying, vigilance, lifelink
Pay 8 life: Each creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn. Then, draw a card for each creature you control.

This spell can't be countered.
At the beginning of each upkeep, create a 1/1 Phyrexian Serpent Squirrel artifact creature token named Toski's Coil with "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card."
Sacrifice another Serpent or Squirrel: Choose one —
• Target creature attacks this turn if able. Its activated abilities can't be activated this turn.
• Koma and Toski, Compleated gains indestructible until end of turn.

{T}: Add {U}{B}.

At the beginning of your end step, if more lands entered the battlefield under your control this turn than an opponent had enter during their last turn, draw a card. Then, not counting that draw, if you drew more cards this turn than an opponent drew on their last turn, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Rulebreaker — If Daxiver, Izzet Electromancer is your Commander, you may include instant and sorcery cards of any color in your deck regardless of color identity.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast instant and sorcery spells.

As Ano'thr, Equipment Commander enters the battlefield, choose two abilities for it to gain —
• Equipment spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
• Equip costs you pay cost {1} less.
• Equipped creatures you control get +1/+1.
• Equipped creatures you control have haste.

During deck construction, name a Nephilim card originally printed in Guildpact. Awoken Nephilim has that card's color identity and is a copy of that card in all zones except it's also Legendary.

Other Merfolk you control get +1/+1.
When The Scholar of Seas enters the battlefield, choose one of the following cards at random and create a token that's a copy of it:
• Judge of Currents
• Merrow Reejerey
• Lord of Atlantis
• Merfolk Sovereign
• Sygg, River Guide
• Kumena, Tyrant of Orazca