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Whenever a creature you control dies, put an art counter on Famous Museum.
{T}: Add {C}, plus an additional {C} for each art counter on Famous Museum.

{T}, Discard a card: Choose a card name that hasn't been chosen among Who, What, When, Where, and Why. Create a copy of the card with the chosen name. You may cast the copy. (You still pay its costs. Who//What//When//Where//Why is a split card from Unhinged.)

Reach, defender
Commander spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Whenever you cast a commander spell, create X 1/1 Stained Glass artifact creature tokens that are all colors, where X is the number of colors of that commander.

For Segovia! (When this Equipment enters the battlefield, create a -1/-1 blue Squid creature token, then attach this to it. Yes, it's a -1/-1 creature.)
Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has skulk (It can't be blocked by creatures with greater power.)
Equip {3}

Imprint — When Compleated Clone Shell enters the battlefield, look at four random cards from your sideboard and exile one face down.
When Compleated Clone Shell dies, turn the exiled card face up. You may cast it without paying its mana cost.

Pledge (Join a two-colored guild if you haven't already this game.)
{T}: Add three mana in any combination of your guild's colors

As Power Level Analyzer enters the battlefield, you and target opponent each secretly choose a number between 1 and 10, then reveal. Power Level Analyzer enters with a number of +1/+1 counters equal to the distance between the two numbers. If both players chose the same number, put seven +1/+1 counters on Power Level Analyzer instead.

When this Vehicle enters, create three colorless artifact tokens named Banana with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add {R} or {G}. You gain 2 life."
Whenever you sacrifice a Banana, you may have it deal 2 damage to target attacking creature.
Crew 1

Gingerbehemoth costs {2} less to cast for each Food you've sacrificed this turn.
Vigilance, trample
{4}, {T}, Sacrifice Gingerbehemoth: You gain 6 life.

Megasunburst (This enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it for each color of mana spent to cast it)
Remove three +1/+1 counters from Sawtooth Avenger: Sawtooth Avenger gains your choice of deathtouch, lifelink, or menace until end of turn.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards.
Equip {1}

{5}, {T}: You draw a card and lose 1 life. This ability costs X less to activate, where X is your devotion to Abzan. (Each {W}, {B}, or {G} in the mana cost of permanents you control counts towards your devotion to Abzan.)

Flying
If an opponent would create a Clue, they create a Blood instead. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")

Shroud (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Nim Mongoose enters the battlefield tapped.
Threshold — Nim Mongoose gets +1/+0 for each artifact you control as long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard.

First Strike
You can't cast Bad Knight if you're on the Mirran team.
If Bad Knight is on the battlefield at the end of the game, score an additional point for the Phyrexian team.

Incubate Dark Confidant 1. (Create an Incubator Dark Confidant token with a +1/+1 counter on it and "{2}: Transform this artifact." It transforms into Dark Confidant, except it's also a Phyrexian.)
Flashback {3}{B}, Pay 3 life.

Choose one —
• Cemetery Recruitment (Return a creature card from graveyard to hand, draw a card if it's a Zombie.)
• Duress (Look at their hand, make them discard a noncreature, nonland.)
• Human Frailty (Destroy target Human.)

Team Cloudspire — Target creature gets +2/+0 and gains indestructible until end of turn. Draw a card.
Team Speed Demons — Return one or two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.

When Impressive Rat dies, put a hole counter on target land you don't control. Whenever that land becomes tapped, you investigate. (The land continues to intrigue.)

Flying, lifelink
Plot {2}{B}
Whenever you cast a spell while this card is exiled, put a stall counter on it.
When this creature enters, it deals damage equal to the number of stall counters that were on it to target creature an opponent controls.

({B/P} can be paid with either {B} or 2 life.)
Flying
When Phyrexian Chimney Imp dies, target opponent puts two cards from their hand on top of their library in any order.

{2}: Target creature gains fear until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)

Deathtouch
When Soul Drainer enters the battlefield, destroy target commander an opponent controls. Remove all commander damage that commander dealt to you. (You don't gain life, just treat it as though your commander damage from that commander is zero.)

Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for {1}.)
Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn. If X was 7 or greater, create a 7/7 black and red Demon creature token.

Cast this spell only if you control a creature.
Destroy target creature. That creature's controller may create an Arrest token attached to a creature you control. (It's a copy of the card Arrest)