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As this creature enters the battlefield, choose cosplay or science.
• Cosplay — Whenever you cast a creature or planeswalker spell, this creature's base power and toughness each become equal to that spell's mana value until end of turn.
• Science — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Whenever The Sprinkler of Stardust attacks, look at the top six cards of your library. You may put an instant or sorcery card from among them onto the battlefield tapped and attacking. It becomes a 2/2 creature with "Whenever this deals combat damage to an opponent, cast a copy of this card." (The 2/2 creature stays on the battlefield.) Put the rest of the cards on the bottom of your library in a random order.

{1}, {T}: Look at the top three cards of your library. Choose one of them that isn't a playtest card and say its name, then choose a category among power, toughness, or mana value. An opponent guesses in that category about that card, then reveal the card. If they guessed incorrectly, put the card into your hand. Then, put each card not put into your hand this way on the bottom of your library in any order.

When The Bus Runner enters, create a 4/4 Desert Vehicle artifact land token with crew 2. Put eight hour counters on it. It has "{T}: Add {C}" and "Whenever this token or a Gamer you control becomes tapped, remove an hour counter from this token. Then if it has no hour counters on it, each opponent loses 1 life, you gain 1 life, and put eight hour counters on this token."
Ready to run (You can have two commanders if both have ready to run.)

When The Majestic Duo enters, if you don't control another permanent named The Majestic Duo, create a token that's a copy of it, except it's not legendary, it has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card and earnestly tell them good luck," and it loses all other abilities.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you and that player may each put a permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield. Offer them a high-five.

This enchantment enters with three resonance counters on it.
Whenever you cast a spell, you may remove a resonance counter from this enchantment. If you do, ask a person outside the game if the spell's name sounds like a non-Magic themed movie title. When a person answers yes, choose one —
• Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.
• This enchantment deals 2 damage to target creature.
When this enchantment has no counters on it, sacrifice it.

As The Zabulous Cosplayer enters and at the beginning of your upkeep, choose a tournament-legal non-Aura permanent card at random. The Zabulous Cosplayer becomes a copy of that card, except it has this ability. (Use the "random card" feature on a Magic card search engine until you hit a permanent card.)

Defender, flying
When Shen enters, if you haven't scattered the Dragonstorm Globes this game, scatter them. (Create seven Dragonstorm Globe token cards and shuffle them into your library.)
Whenever a permanent named Dragonstorm Globe you control enters, draw a card. Then if you control seven permanents named Dragonstorm Globe, you win the game.

Whenever The Sprinkler of Stardust attacks, look at the top six cards of your library. You may put an instant or sorcery card from among them onto the battlefield tapped and attacking. It becomes a 2/2 creature with "Whenever this deals combat damage to an opponent, cast a copy of this card." (The 2/2 creature stays on the battlefield.) Put the rest of the cards on the bottom of your library in a random order.

As long as a Spacecraft or Vehicle you control dealt combat damage to an opponent this turn, cards in your hand have spectacle. Their spectacle cost is equal to their mana cost minus {2}. (You may cast a spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.)
Whenever you cast a spell for its spectacle cost, put a +1/+1 counter on Falko.

Flying
Whenever The Traveling Postman deals combat damage to a player, choose Magic cards at random until you find one that creates a token other than a copy. Create a token of the type of your choice that card can create. (Many Magic search engines have "random card" functions.)

Flying
Whenever The Vast Scrier attacks a player, you may put a Soldier, Warrior, or Wizard creature card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking that player. If it has any "Whenever this creature attacks" triggers, those trigger. If you don't put a card onto the battlefield this way, scry 2.

If a player would create a Food token, instead The Ancient Dingus deals 2 damage to that player and they put a random card from a stack of visible unsleeved cards they own from outside the game into their hand.
Whenever The Ancient Dingus attacks, target player creates a Food token.

As long as you control The Goblin Mastermind or it's your commander, permanents you control are Kindred Goblins in addition to their other types. The same is true for spells you control and cards that you own that aren't on the battlefield.
Whenever The Goblin Mastermind deals combat damage to a player, you create a token that's a copy of one of Skirk Prospector, Goblin Lackey, Goblin Piledriver, Goblin Warchief, Boggart Harbinger, or Goblin Ringleader, chosen at random.

If you would draw a card, you may instead choose mana base, removal, or win condition and reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card of the chosen kind. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. (Mana base cards add mana. Removal cards are instants and sorceries that can damage, destroy, or exile opposing permanents. Win conditions cost 6 or more mana.)

If this card is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield.
Non-Human creatures have deathtouch.
Powers and toughnesses are reversed.
Players flip their libraries over and draw from the new top. (No peeking at cards below!)

When The Brewing Chef enters, look at the top six cards of your library. You may reveal a card from among them that creates a token and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Creature tokens you control get +1/+1 for each differently named token you control.

Flying
At the beginning of combat on your turn, roll the party die and create a number of Treasure tokens equal to the result. (Your party consists of up to one of each of Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, and Wizard. If your party size is 1, the party die is a d4. It's a d8 for 2, a d12 for 3, and a d20 for 4.)

Other creatures you control lose all abilities, can't gain abilities, and get +2/+2.

Other Lizards, Treefolk, And Warriors you control get +2/+2.
Whenever The Ash Lizard attacks, create a token that's a copy of one of the following cards at random: Ash Zealot; Bog-Strider Ash; Grotag ThrASHer; Seedguide Ash; Unstoppable Ash; ViASHino Warrior. (You're probably going to need to look these cards up.)

Eminence — While The Knight of Commentary is in the command zone or on the battlefield, you are freely allowed to ask people for advice on your game while playing. (This includes nearby players, friends around you, and even people you message on your phone, but it all must be done in a timely fashion, courteously, and without causing large interruptions in other games.)

Whenever this creature attacks, create a Food token.
Whenever you sacrifice a food, choose one —
• Gelato — Target creature gains haste and trample until end of turn.
• Pasta — Scry 1.
• Pizza — Tap target creature.

Trample
The Judge of Height gets +1/+0 for each creature on the battlefield that it's taller than. (A creature's height is equal to its toughness plus its mana value.)

If The Zonian Brawler is your commander, your minimum deck size is 60 and your starting life total is 30. (That's right, you're playing Brawl!)
Whenever a fighting or biting creature you control deals lethal damage to a creature, create a Food token and draw a card. (Biting is when a creature deals damage equal to its power to another creature.)

When The Good Time Sleuth enters, exile the top card of your library and each nontoken creature you control in a face-down pile, shuffle that pile, then manifest those cards. Then create a Blood token for each face-down creature you control. Those creature gain "Sacrifice a Blood: Turn this creature face up." Secretly choose one of them. As that creature is turned face up, reveal the choice and it becomes a 5/5 black Demon.