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When Ratatwotwo enters the battlefield, create a Chef Role token attached to up to one other target creature you control. (Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature attacks, create a Food token.")
Whenever a creature you control enchanted by a Chef Role attacks or blocks, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is Ratatwotwo's power.

Whenever you cast a playtest card, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Other creatures you control enter the battlefield as a copy of Thraben Inspector. (They're 1/2s with "When this creature enters the battlefield, investigate".)
{2}, Sacrifice The Inspector Inspector: Draw a card.

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may draw a card unless that player pays {1}.

Whenever The Tokenator attacks, you get two token counters. Then create a creature token with the color(s) and creature type of your choice. Its power and toughness are any combination equal to the number of token counters you have. (For example, if you have four token counters, it can be a 0/4, 1/3, 2/2, 3/1, or, if you're really sure, 4/0.)

All creatures are legendary.
Creatures with a black or silver expansion symbol get +1/+1.
Creatures without a black or silver expansion symbol get +2/+2.

When Leech Medic enters the battlefield, create a Leeches token card and put it into your hand. (Leeches is a {1}{W}{W} sorcery from Homelands that reads, "Target player loses all poison counters. Leeches deals that much damage to that player.")

Whenever Gerrard and Hanna attacks, you gain 1 life for each card in target opponent's hand. Then, choose one —
• Return target artifact or enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.
• Tap up to one target creature.

When Kylem All-Star enters the battlefield, create a token copy of All that Glitters and attach it to this creature. (It's an aura with "enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact and/or enchantment you control.)
Enchantments you control are Gold artifacts in addition to their other types and have "Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color."

Team Cloudspire — Destroy all creatures with power 4 or greater.
Team Speed Demons — Return all creature cards with power 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

When The Miniaturizer enters the battlefield, soospect up to one target creature. (It gains first strike and can't block. This is different than suspecting.)
{4}{W}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of the exiled card, except it's an Equipment artifact token instead of a creature. Its equip cost is equal to its mana cost, and it has "Equipped creature gets +X/+X, where X is this card's power."

Mono Eminence — As the game begins, if Theopholos is your commander and your deck's color identity is mono-white, your starting life total is increased by 10.
Whenever Theopholos attacks, if your life total is greater than your starting life total, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Flying
Commander spells you cast have demonstrate. (When you cast a commander spell, you may copy it. If you do, choose an opponent to also copy it. The copies become tokens.)
The "legend rule" doesn't apply to commanders you control.

Flying
When Agoraphobic Phyrexian enters the battlefield, the plane effects of the Unknown event don't apply to this game for as long as it remains on the battlefield.

At the beginning of your upkeep, create a random token that's a copy of one of the following:
Aven Mindcensor, Drannith Magistrate, Ghostly Prison, Hushbringer, Smokestack, or Thalia, Guardian of Thraben. (There are six of them, so one easy way to select is to roll a D6.)
When Form of the Stax Player leaves the battlefield, sacrifice each token created with it.

Flying
Artifact spells you cast have demonstrate. (When you cast one, you may copy it. If you do, choose an opponent to also copy it. Copies become tokens.)

Echo {3}{W}{W} (At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.)
When The Keeper of Four Scythes enters, create four Scythe tokens. (They're Equipment with "Equipped creature gets +1/+1" and equip {2}.)
Equipped creatures you control get +1/+1.

While it's October 25th, 2024, whenever you cast your commander, create a token that's a copy of it except it isn't legendary.
While it's October 26th or 27th, 2024, if one or more tokens would be created under your control, instead twice that many tokens are created and each of them enters with a +1/+1 counter on it.
On any other date, both abilities apply. (Because why not?)

Choose a word that's four letters or longer. For each nonland permanent you control and each nonland card in your graveyard with the chosen word in its rules text or type line, create a colorless 2/2 creature token with no name or creature types.

Lifelink, vigilance, first strike
At the beginning of your combat step and whenever another Knight enters the battlefield under your control, put a day counter on The Knight of Weeks.
The Knight of Weeks gets +7/+7 for every seven day counters on it.

As a creature token you control enters, name it using up to four letters. (It keeps its types. It just has a new name. Remember this is a family event.)
When this enchantment enters, create four 1/1 colourless Hero tokens.
Each creature you control that doesn't share a name with any other creature you control gets +1/+1.

When The Highland Runner enters and at the beginning of the first upkeep in a game where it's your commander, you may have each player's life total become 20. If you do, each of your commanders stop being commanders this game. Shuffle them into your library. (They no longer go to the command zone.)
Ready to run (You can have two commanders if both have ready to run.)

Each player gains X life, draws X cards, returns X creatures from their graveyard to the battlefield, then returns X lands from their graveyard to the battlefield.

Choose one —
• Destroy all nonland permanent cards originally printed in the Mirrodin, Darksteel, Fifth Dawn, and Scars of Mirrodin expansions.
• Destroy all nonland permanent cards originally printed in the Mirrodin Besieged, New Phyrexia, and Phyrexia: All Will Be One expansions.

Any time a player would pay a mana cost for anything, it costs {1} more mana to activate. (This includes casting spells, activating abilities, turning face-down creatures face up, paying for Ghostly Prison, the weird ability on Quenchable Fire, etc.)