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When The Magic Bandit deals combat damage to an opponent, exile the top card of that player's library. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell.
Whenever you cast a spell or play a land you don't own, copy it.

At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one that hasn't been chosen—
• See the sights — Surveil 3.
• Cause trouble — Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains menace until end of turn.
• Get lost — Each player exiles a creature they control until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
• I'm fine! Let's go again! — All modes reset and can be chosen again. You lose 5 life.
• Go to bed — Sacrifice this enchantment.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and draw a card. Then, double the amount of life you lose and cards you draw for the rest of the game from this ability. (This is true even if this leaves the battlefield and returns.)

Rats and Slivers you control are Rat Slivers in addition to their other types and have ratmanship. (They can't be blocked except by Cats, Rats, or other creatures with ratmanship.)
As long as Mister Cheddar is your commander, Sliver cards in your deck have "Your deck may contain any number of this card."

Flash
If a creature would get + some amount of power or toughness until end of turn, instead it gets - that amount of power or toughness.

When The Zassacre Zirl enters the battlefield, if you cast them, destroy target commander an opponent controls. If its owner has two or more commanders, that card stops being a commander.
Whenever another Commander dies, draw a card.

Myojin of Night's Reach and Grim Betrayal enters the battlefield with an indestructible counter on it if you cast it from your hand.
Remove an indestructible counter from Myojin of Night's Reach Grim Betrayal: Each opponent discards their hand. Put onto the battlefield under your control all creature cards in all graveyards that were put there from anywhere this turn.

Choose a scheme and set it into motion —
• Choose Your Demise
• Every Hope Shall Vanish
• Make Yourself Useful

This spell costs {2} less to cast if an Elf died this turn or a Soldier entered this turn.
Whenever this Vehicle enters or attacks, target opponent creates a Carnival of Souls token.
Crew 2

At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• Wake Up! — Return target creature card from a graveyard to its owner's hand.
• VIP Line Access — Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top.
• Life of the Party — Whenever a spell is cast this turn, you gain 2 life.
• Breakfast at Dawn — Create two Food tokens. Sacrifice this enchantment.

Whenever The Disciple of Vess attacks, you may put a planeswalker card from your hand onto the battlefield. If you don't, create a token that's a copy of a Liliana planeswalker chosen at random.
(There are currently thirteen. Perhaps look up the list and roll a D20?)

As an additional cost to play Banned Eldraine Card, pay {B}, {3}{R}{G}, {3}{R}, {2}, {0}, or {1}{G}. It becomes a copy respectively of Cauldron Familiar, Escape to the Wilds, Fires of Invention, Lucky Clover, Mystic Sanctuary, Once Upon A Time for the rest of the game in all zones. (You can't choose Oko. Because let's be real, nobody wants to play against Oko again.)

(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)
Players play with each of their commanders face down and secret until they cast them for the first time. (Be sure to tell your opponent you're using this right at the beginning of the game, so they don't reveal their commanders to you yet!)

If Enolc is one of two partner commanders, it's a copy of your other commander except it retains its name. (Including mana cost.)
If Enolc isn't a commander, you may cast it as though it was a copy of any of your commanders.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Choose two colors. Add a mana of each of the chosen colors.
At the beginning of your next upkeep, pay one mana of each of the chosen colors. If you don't, you lose the game.

You may play a playtest card you own from outside the game this turn, and mana of any type can be spent to cast it. (In an game of Unknown event commander sealed, these are all the playtest cards you opened but aren't using in your deck.)

Choose a card at random from among Righteous Confluence, Mystic Confluence, Wretched Confluence, Fiery Confluence, Verdant Confluence, Brokers Confluence, Cabaretti Confluence, Maestros Confluence, Obscura Confluence, and Riveteers Confluence. Create a copy of that card. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost. (Roll a D10 to determine the random card.)

Old Companion — Your starting deck contains only cards from WOE, WOC, and playtest cards. (You may cast this from outside the game if this is companion without paying {3} first.)
When The Companion of the Wilds enters the battlefield, create a Food token, a 1/1 black Rat creature token with "This creature can't block," and a Royal role token attached to a creature you control.

As the game begins, if Your Favorite Character is your commander, or as Your Favorite Character enters the battlefield if it's not your commander, name a character from the Magic storyline. Choose up to three colors, two creature types, and then two keywords from among vigilance, flying, haste, trample, and menace. Your Favorite Character has the chosen name, types, colors, and keywords.

Choose one at random. Create a token that's a copy of the chosen card.
• Elesh Norn, Mother of Machines
• Jin-Gitaxias, Progress Tyrant
• Sheoldred, the Apocalypse
• Urabrask, Heretic Praetor
• Vorinclex, Monstrous Raider
• Ebon Praetor

Trample
When you cast this spell, choose a playtest card you own from outside the game. Exile it. You may cast that card as long as it remains exiled. Mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell. (In a sealed event, outside the game is your sideboard.)

Kicker {6} (You may pay an additional {6} as you cast this spell.)
Exile target nonland permanent. Create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}." If Call Up Emrakul to Help was kicked, instead create a token that's a copy of Emrakul, the Promised End.

(As a Siege enters, choose an opponent to protect it. You and others can attack it. When it's defeated, exile it, then cast it transformed.)
When The Battle of Dragon Brothers Enters, choose Bolas or Ugin.
• Bolas — Destroy all creatures.
• Ugin — Manifest the top three cards of your library.

I — (Bolas) Each opponent discards their hand. You draw seven cards.
I — (Ugin) Manifest your hand, then draw seven cards.
II — (Both) Create a token that's a copy of any Elder Dragon from the Legends expansion.
III — (Both) Exile Fate Reforged, then return it to the battlefield (Front face up).

Exile New Magic Game Plus, then restart the game, except leave lands and Equipment on the battlefield and leave this card in exile.