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Create X 6/6 green Dinosaur creature tokens with trample named Colossal Dreadmaw.

Devoid (This card has no color.)
Flying, Trample, Forestwalk, protection from non-Squirrels
When you cast Emrakul and Chatterfang, create 15 1/1 green Eldrazi Squirrel Scion creature tokens with "Sacrifice this creature: Add {G} or {B}".

(Any opponent may attack this battle. When an opponent defeats this, exile it, then put it onto the battlefield under that player's control with 4 defense counters. This is different from sieges!)
At the beginning of your combat step, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

Target creature gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. That creature is 1/1 until end of turn and can't be anything other than 1/1 until end of turn. (No matter what happens to it, it'll still be a 1/1.)

Choose one —
• The Goose is Loose — Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Its controller creates a Food token.
• The Goose Laid an Egg — Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. You create a Food token.

Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.)
Destroy target artifact, enchantment, token, emblem, day/night tracker, monarch, initiative, dungeon, city's blessing, Attraction, Contraption, plane, scheme, vanguard, bounty, conspiracy, elite creature, or Magic: The Gathering Online avatar.

When The Bear Force Pilot enters the battlefield, create a 0/0 colorless artifact Vehicle token with flying, "This creature gets +1/+1 for each Bear you control," and crew 2.

When The Bear Force Pilot Runner enters, create a 0/0 colorless Vehicle artifact token with flying, "This creature gets +1/+1 for each Bear you control," and crew 2.
Ready to run (You can have two commanders if both have ready to run.)

Whenever The Roaring Toeclaws or another creature you control with mana value five or greater becomes untapped, put +1/+1 counters on it equal to its power.

Start your engines!
{T}: Add {C}.
Pay X speed: Add X mana in any combination of colors.
{5}, {T}: Create your choice of a 3/1 green Dinosaur Skeleton creature token with trample, a 2/2 orange Bear token with haste, or a 1/1 white Bird token with flying.

({T}: Add {U}.)
The Belligerent and Useless Island enter the battlefield tapped.
When The Belligerent and Useless Island deal combat damage to a player or battle, draw a card, then discard a card.
Crew 2

The Magical City, New enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add {W}, {U}, or {R}. When this mana is spent to cast a legendary spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this land.
{4}: The Magical City, New becomes a 1/1 white, blue, and red Human Artist creature until end of turn.
The Magical City, New can be your Commander. (Commander tax still applies.)

When you play this land for the first time, its name forever becomes a creature type and a noncreature card type of your choice belonging to your first name. (For example, Gavin's Dragon and Sorceries. Make sure to fill in the name so everyone knows where they're shopping.)
{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast spells of the chosen types or spells whose names begin with the first letter of your name.

Storm (Pretend it works on a land.)
{T}: Add one mana of any color and lose life equal to the number of barnyards you control.
Channelstorm — {5}, Discard this card: Choose {P} worth of modes equal to the number of spells that have been cast this turn.
{P} — Create a 1/1 white Bird token with flying.
{P}{P} — Create a 2/2 white Horse token with horsemanship.
{P}{P}{P} — Create a 3/3 green Ox token with trample.

{T}: Add {C}. If you're in a city that starts with an A, instead add one mana of any color.

{2}{R}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of target creature card in your graveyard, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types, gains haste, and has "Whenever a player casts a spell or a creature attacks, exile this token." Activate only as a sorcery.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose one —
• Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains haste until end of turn.
• The Wiley Speedster deals 1 damage to any target.
• Create a Treasure token.

Protection from red
When this creature enters, it deals 4 damage to any target and 2 damage to you.
{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life.

When Mijo enters, create a colorless Equipment artifact token named Rock with "Equipped creature has "{1}, {T}: Sacrifice Rock: This creature deals 2 damage to any target." and equip {1}.
From Downtown — If a source you control would deal exactly 2 damage to a permanent or player, it deals 3 damage instead.

Start your engines!
As long as your speed is 1 or higher, creatures you control have haste. The same is true for speed 2 and higher and trample, speed 3 or higher and first strike, and speed 4 and higher and super haste. (You may put a creature with super haste from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking during your declare attackers step. You may pay its mana cost any time during your next turn. At the beginning of that turn's end step, if you haven't paid its mana cost, you lose the game. Wait. 4 and higher?)

Mono Eminence — If Mzed is on the battlefield or in your command zone and your deck's color identity is mono-red, creatures you control have haste.
At the beginning of your combat step, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "This creature can't block."
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice The Great Juggernaut unless you discard a card.
Whenever The Great Juggernaut attacks, shuffle your library then exile the top card of your library. You may play that card without paying its mana cost this turn.

At Least It's a Dry Heat deals 1,000,000 damage to target creature. This damage can't be prevented, redirected, cause damage to be dealt to a player (sorry, Stuffy Doll), or be compared to damage dealt by sources on the east coast.

You may spend any type of mana to cast cards that didn't start in your deck.
Whenever The Wheeling Runner deals combat damage to a player, you may discard your hand. If you do, choose four Vintage-legal cards at random. Add those cards to your hand. (The "Random Card" feature on a search site may help.)
Ready to run (You can have two commanders if both have ready to run.)

When Rafi enters and at the beginning of the first upkeep in a game where it's your commander, there's mana burn and combat damage uses the stack for the rest of the game. (If you don't know what that means, ask somebody over 30.)
{R}, Sacrifice Rafi: Each player adds {R}{R}{R}.