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When this enchantment enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
When a Town controlled by the owner of the exiled card enters, sacrifice this enchantment.

Exile target nonland permanent. Its controller manifests bread. (They look at the top two cards of their library and put one into their graveyard and the other onto the battlefield face down as a Food artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life." It can't be turned face up. It's bread.)

Choose one —
• Idyllic Tutor (Search for an enchantment.)
• Revoke Existence (Exile an artifact or enchantment.)
• Reprisal (Destroy a creature with power 4 or greater. It can't be regenerated.)

If you spent black mana on this creature, it enters with a deathtouch counter. If you spent red mana on this creature, it enters with a first strike counter. If you spent both, you choose which one counter it enters with.
At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If it's heads and this creature has deathtouch, or it's tails and this creature has haste, create a treasure token.

During deckbuilding, choose any two colors, up to three creature types, a new name, and one of the following abilities for this card to have.
• When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature or a lore counter on target Saga you control.
• At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1.
• Equip costs you pay cost {1} less.
• Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

When Trash Panda enters the battlefield, exile target opponent's graveyard. Create a Food token for each creature card exiled this way.
When Trash Panda dies, put it into target opponent's graveyard.
Opponent dredge 4 (If an opponent would draw a card, instead you may have them mill exactly four cards and put this card into their hand from their graveyard.)

As The Pleasant Taxer enters the battlefield, choose casting creature spells, casting noncreature spells, searching libraries, drawing a card beyond the first each turn, or activating abilities other than mana abilities.
Doing the chosen action costs players {1} more.

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Potatoes: Choose one —
• Boil — Potatoes deals 1 damage to any target.
• Mash — Create two Food tokens.
• Stew — Gain 3 life. Draw a card.

Whenever one or more creatures die, put a charge counter on Simic Slaw.
{2}, Sacrifice Simic Slaw: Draw X cards and gain X life, where X is the number of charge counters on Simic Slaw.

If an opponent would create one or more tokens, they create half that many of each of those kinds of tokens instead, rounded down.
If an opponent would put one or more counters on a permanent or player, they put half that many of each of those kinds of counters on that permanent or player instead, rounded down.