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Flying, toxic 1

{1}, {T}, Exile this artifact: You may reveal a container holding at least three different sealed booster packs. If you do, select one of those packs at random, open it, and put a card from it into your hand. (You're responsible for providing the booster packs and the container. Other cards from the opened pack remain out of the game.)

Whenever Leisure Bicycle attacks, target creature that crewed it this turn explores.
Crew 1
Cycling {2}

Your Mana Rock enters the battlefield tapped.
During deckbuilding, write two different colors on Your Mana Rock.
{T}: Add one mana of a color written on Your Mana Rock.

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a tapped colorless token at random with the listed name and ability.
• Banana with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add {R} or {G}. You gain 2 life."
• Shell with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: It deals 2 damage to any target."
• Star with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Target creature gains deathtouch and indestructible until end of turn."
• Best Shell with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Destroy target creature with the greatest power."

Hand Backup 1 (When this creature enters the battlefield, you may reveal a creature card from your hand. When it eventually comes into play, if you cast it from your hand, it enters with a +1/+1 counter. It also gains the following ability in your hand until end of turn.)
Basic Landcycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Whenever equipped creature attacks, sacrifice Karlov's Crossbow and destroy target creature an opponent controls.
Equip {1}
Forecast — {0}, Reveal Karlov's Crossbow from your hand: For the remainder of the game, spells you cast named Karlov's Crossbow cost {1} less to cast. (Activate only during your upkeep and only once each turn.)

Affinity for Affinity (This card costs {1} less to cast for each permanent you control with affinity.)
Affinitycycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a card with affinity, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Toe-Breaking Helmet: Put two -1/-1 counters on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
Equip {1}

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. Draw a card. Exile up to one target card from a graveyard. This artifact deals 1 damage to each opponent. Target player adds one mana of any color.

Poison Tolerance +3 (It takes three additional poison counters for you to lose the game to poison.)
When Melira's Snacks enters the battlefield, draw a card.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Melira's Snacks: You gain 3 life.

Deathtouch
Ustujnin {B} ({B}, Return a blocking creature you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand blocking the same creature.)

You can't cast Demon Detective unless all of your commanders have been revealed.
Flying

Whenever Syr Konrad's Squire dies, or is put into a graveyard from anywhere other than the battlefield, or leaves your graveyard, or is put into exile, or is put into your library, or is returned to your hand from the battlefield or graveyard, or is phased out, it deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Target creature gains fear until end of turn. Draw a card. (It can't be blocked except by black and/or artifact creatures. Yes, this is the same as an existing Magic card name. Deal with it.)
Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your hand.)

Each player loses 2 life. Draw a card.
Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your hand.)

Destroy target creature or planeswalker. If today's date is May 6th, scry 1. If today's date is May 7th, fateseal 1. (To fateseal 1, look at the top card of an opponent's library. You may put that card on the bottom of their library.)

Menace
When Shedding Snake enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you do, the commander tax on each of your commanders is reduced back to zero.

Choose target creature. If you're on the Mirran team, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature and it gains lifelink until end of turn. If you're on the Phyrexian team, put a -1/-1 counter on that creature and it gains deathtouch until end of turn.

You and target creature's controller each secretly choose a number 0 or greater. Then, reveal the chosen numbers. If your number was highest or tied for the highest, exile that creature. Each player who chose the highest number loses that much life.

Add {B}{B}{B}.
If this card is signed by someone who has ever designed a Magic card, treat all black mana symbols on this card as red mana symbols. (To be respectful of the color pie.)

Poison Tolerance +1 (It takes an additional poison counter for you to lose the game to poison.)
When Long-Term Phyresis Study enters the battlefield, return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Then, draw a card.

Commander enchantment (This aura enchants a commander creature, and remains attached to the creature as it moves between any face-up zones. You can cast it on a Commander in your command zone.)
When you cast Taught by Vito, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has lifelink.

During deckbuilding, choose a number from one to nine. Write that number in this card's mana cost, power, and toughness.

Demonstrate (When you cast this spell, you may copy it. If you do, choose an opponent to also copy it.)
Choose two basic land types. Create the appropriate Shockland token. (For example, if you choose Island and Swamp, you'd get a Watery Grave token.)