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This land enters tapped unless you control an Equipment.
{4}{R}, {T}: Create a 2/2 red Dwarf creature token. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each Equipment you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Flying, haste
Whenever Smaug attacks, he deals damage equal to the number of Treasures you control to any target.
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a Treasure token.

Whenever a token you control enters, you gain 1 life if this is the first time this ability has resolved this turn. If it's the second time, draw a card. If it's the third time, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Lifelink

Target artifact or creature you control gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.

Double strike
When this creature enters, create a colorless Equipment artifact token named Axe with "Equipped creature gets +1/+0" and equip {2}.

Whenever an opponent casts their first noncreature spell each turn, you recruit.

Bilbo can't be blocked.
Whenever Bilbo deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then discard a card.

Exchange control of two target nonland permanents that share a card type.

Spells you cast from anywhere other than your hand cost {1} less to cast.
Whenever Bilbo attacks, you may cast an artifact, instant, or sorcery spell from your graveyard. If an instant or sorcery spell cast this way would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.

Whenever an artifact you control enters, draw a card.

Flying
Threshold — This creature gets +1/+1 as long as there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.

Mill four cards, then put an instant or sorcery card from among them into your hand.

When Azog enters, destroy up to one other target creature. Its controller amasses Goblins X, where X is that creature's power. If you controlled that creature, draw a card.

Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has menace.

Amass Goblins 2.

Flash
If a creature an opponent controls would die, exile it instead. When you do, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.

This creature gets +2/+0 for each Mountain you control.
Whenever you attack with creatures with total power 12 or greater for the first time each turn, untap all attacking creatures. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase.

Desolation of Smaug deals 3 damage to each non-Dragon creature.
Add four mana in any combination of colors. Spend this mana only to cast Dragon spells.

At the beginning of your first main phase, add {R}{R}.

Easy Pickings deals 1 damage to each creature your opponents control.

Whenever a Mountain you control enters, put a quest counter on this enchantment. If it has six or more quest counters on it, sacrifice it. If you do, search your hand and/or library for a Dragon card and put it onto the battlefield. If you search your library this way, shuffle.
Mountaincycling {2}

Flying, haste
Whenever Smaug attacks, he deals damage equal to the number of Treasures you control to any target.
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a Treasure token.

Trample
Other Bears you control get +2/+2.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a trample counter on up to one target creature you control. It becomes a Bear in addition to its other types. Then if you control three or more Bears, draw two cards.

Whenever you cast a creature spell, put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, where X is that spell's mana value.
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 2/2 green Bear creature token.