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Vigilance
Whenever you attack, you create a Food token for each player being attacked.
{W}, {T}, Tap X untapped Foods you control: Create X 1/1 white Human creature tokens.

Artifacts you control are Clues in addition to their other types and have "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card."
Whenever you sacrifice a Clue, target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Whenever Mastermind Plum attacks, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. If an artifact card was exiled this way, create a Treasure token.
Whenever you cast a spell, if mana from a Treasure was spent to cast it, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Haste
When Headliner Scarlett enters the battlefield, creatures target player controls can't block this turn.
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library face down. You may look at and play that card this turn.

Whenever Emissary Green attacks, starting with you, each player votes for profit or security. You create a number of Treasure tokens equal to twice the number of profit votes. Put a number of +1/+1 counters on each creature you control equal to the number of security votes.

Vigilance
Other Soldiers you control have vigilance, trample, and haste.
{2}{R}{W}: Until end of turn, Soldiers you control gain "Whenever this creature attacks, it deals 1 damage to defending player."

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has vigilance and "{3}, {T}: Tap target creature."
{2}, Sacrifice Wrench: Draw a card.
Equip {2}

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature attacks, surveil 2."
{2}, Sacrifice Candlestick: Draw a card.
Equip {2}

Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Whenever equipped creature dies, each opponent loses 1 life.
{2}, Sacrifice Lead Pipe: Draw a card.
Equip {2}

As long as it's your turn, equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has first strike.
{2}, Sacrifice Knife: Draw a card.
Equip {2}

Equipped creature gets +1/+2, has reach, and can't be blocked by more than one creature.
{2}, Sacrifice Rope: Draw a card.
Equip {3}

Ballroom enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add {W} or {B}.
{4}, {T}: Investigate.

Billiard Room enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add {B} or {R}.
{4}, {T}: Investigate.

Conservatory enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add {G} or {W}.
{4}, {T}: Investigate.

Dining Room enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add {R} or {G}.
{4}, {T}: Investigate.

Hall enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add {R} or {W}.
{4}, {T}: Investigate.

Kitchen enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add {G} or {U}.
{4}, {T}: Investigate.

Library enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add {U} or {R}.
{4}, {T}: Investigate.

Lounge enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add {B} or {G}.
{4}, {T}: Investigate.

Secret Passage enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add {U} or {B}.
{4}, {T}: Investigate.

Study enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add {W} or {U}.
{4}, {T}: Investigate.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has mentor.
Whenever equipped creature mentors a creature, put a shield counter on that creature.
Equip {3}

Creatures you control gain afterlife 1 until end of turn. Draw a card.

Flying, menace
Other Insects you control have menace.
Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, you may create a 1/1 black and green Insect creature token, then put a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the greatest mana value among those cards. Do this only once each turn.

Battalion — Whenever Boros Strike-Captain and at least two other creatures attack, exile the top card of your library. During any turn you attacked with three or more creatures, you may play that card.