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Convoke
Destroy target creature or planeswalker. Each creature that convoked this spell connives.

Deathtouch
Whenever this creature enters or attacks, create two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.

Enchant creature card in a graveyard
When this Aura enters, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with this Aura." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach this Aura to it. When this Aura leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it.
Enchanted creature gets -1/-0.

Delve
Take an extra turn after this one. Exile Temporal Trespass.

Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Cycling {2}

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is a Treefolk with base power and toughness 0/4 and loses all abilities.

Protection from planeswalkers and from Wizards
Greensleeves's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control.
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 3/3 green Badger creature token.

Enrage — Whenever this creature is dealt damage, create a token that's a copy of this creature.

If you would create a Clue, Food, or Treasure token, instead create one of each.

Deathtouch, lifelink
When this creature dies, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Wurm artifact creature token with deathtouch and a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Wurm artifact creature token with lifelink.

Distract the Horde — Whenever a player attacks one of your opponents, that attacking player creates a tapped 1/1 black Fungus Zombie creature token named Cordyceps Infected that's attacking that opponent.
Partner—Survivors

Menace
Whenever a creature token dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Joel and draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Partner—Survivors

Add {B}{B}{B}.
Threshold — Add {B}{B}{B}{B}{B} instead if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.

Commander creatures you own have "Whenever this creature becomes tapped, it and other creatures you control that share a creature type with it each get +2/+0 and gain undying until end of turn."

When you cast this spell, create a number of 1/1 black Fungus Zombie creature tokens named Cordyceps Infected equal to the amount of mana spent to cast it.
Abby enters under the control of an opponent of your choice.
Partner—Survivors

Pay 2 life, Sacrifice another creature: Ellie deals 2 damage to target player and gains indestructible until end of turn.
Partner—Survivors

Flash
Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Devour 2
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token for each +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Double strike
All creatures have haste.
At the beginning of each player's end step, Kratos deals damage to that player equal to the number of creatures that player controls that didn't attack this turn.

After the second main phase this turn, there's an additional combat phase followed by an additional main phase. At the beginning of that combat, untap all creatures that attacked this turn.
Rebound

Add {R}{R}, then add {R} for each card named Rite of Flame in each graveyard.

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player.
If a player would gain life, that player gains no life instead.

At the beginning of the end step, if no creatures are on the battlefield, sacrifice this enchantment.
{R}: This enchantment deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.

Reach
{3}, {T}: Draw a card for each experience counter you have, then discard a card. Atreus deals 2 damage to each opponent.
Partner—Father & son

Whenever you attack with one or more Gods and whenever a God dies, you get an experience counter.
At the beginning of your end step, put a number of +1/+1 counters on target creature equal to the number of experience counters you have.
Partner—Father & son