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At the beginning of your upkeep, put two descent counters on this enchantment. Then each player creates X Treasure tokens and this enchantment deals X damage to each player, where X is the number of descent counters on this enchantment.

Roll two d12 and choose one result. Reckless Endeavor deals damage equal to that result to each creature. Then create a number of Treasure tokens equal to the other result.

{R}: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. That creature gains haste. Sacrifice the creature at the beginning of the next end step.

Choose one —
• Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature.
• Destroy target artifact.

If an opponent would mill one or more cards, they mill twice that many cards instead.

Each player discards their hand, then draws cards equal to the greatest number of cards a player discarded this way.

Horrors you control have menace.
Whenever a Horror you control deals combat damage to a player, that player mills that many cards.
At the beginning of your end step, choose target artifact or creature card in an opponent's graveyard that was put there from their library this turn. Put it onto the battlefield under your control.

At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card.
Whenever an opponent draws a card, Nekusar deals 1 damage to that player.

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, this artifact deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of cards in their hand minus 4.

Whenever an opponent loses life, that player mills that many cards.

Convoke
Destroy target creature or planeswalker. Each creature that convoked this spell connives.

Deathtouch
Whenever this creature enters or attacks, create two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.

Enchant creature card in a graveyard
When this Aura enters, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with this Aura." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach this Aura to it. When this Aura leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it.
Enchanted creature gets -1/-0.

Delve
Take an extra turn after this one. Exile Temporal Trespass.

Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Cycling {2}

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is a Treefolk with base power and toughness 0/4 and loses all abilities.

Protection from planeswalkers and from Wizards
Greensleeves's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control.
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 3/3 green Badger creature token.

Enrage — Whenever this creature is dealt damage, create a token that's a copy of this creature.

If you would create a Clue, Food, or Treasure token, instead create one of each.

Deathtouch, lifelink
When this creature dies, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Wurm artifact creature token with deathtouch and a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Wurm artifact creature token with lifelink.

Distract the Horde — Whenever a player attacks one of your opponents, that attacking player creates a tapped 1/1 black Fungus Zombie creature token named Cordyceps Infected that's attacking that opponent.
Partner—Survivors

Menace
Whenever a creature token dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Joel and draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Partner—Survivors

Add {B}{B}{B}.
Threshold — Add {B}{B}{B}{B}{B} instead if there are seven or more cards in your graveyard.

Commander creatures you own have "Whenever this creature becomes tapped, it and other creatures you control that share a creature type with it each get +2/+0 and gain undying until end of turn."

When you cast this spell, create a number of 1/1 black Fungus Zombie creature tokens named Cordyceps Infected equal to the amount of mana spent to cast it.
Abby enters under the control of an opponent of your choice.
Partner—Survivors