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Double strike, vigilance
Spells you cast have affinity for artifacts.

Vigilance, menace
Whenever another creature you control dies or is put into exile, put a +1/+1 counter on Syr Vondam and you gain 1 life.
When Syr Vondam dies or is put into exile while its power is 4 or greater, destroy up to one target nonland permanent.

Exile all creatures and Spacecraft.

Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, choose one —
• Create two 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens.
• Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Flying
When this creature enters, draw a card.
As long as you have one or fewer cards in hand, if you would draw one or more cards, you draw that many cards plus one instead.
Warp {1}{U}

Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw that many cards.
Warp {2}{U}{U}

Choose one —
• Exile target creature or planeswalker.
• Return one or two target creature and/or planeswalker cards from your graveyard to your hand.
• Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. It gains lifelink until end of turn.

Create X tokens that are copies of target artifact or creature you control. Those tokens gain haste until end of turn. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step.

Flying, haste
When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to target creature an opponent controls.
Warp {2}{R}

Menace
{2}, {T}, Exile an artifact card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature, then it deals damage equal to its power to any target.

Whenever a nontoken artifact you control enters, create a colorless artifact token named Munitions with "When this token leaves the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to any target."

Whenever you put one or more +1/+1 counters on a creature you control, you may draw that many cards. Do this only once each turn.

This creature's power is equal to the number of cards you own in exile and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.

Choose odd or even. Destroy each creature with mana value of the chosen quality. Then gain control of all creatures until end of turn. Untap them. They gain haste until end of turn.

Target player mills cards equal to your life total.

{T}: Add {C}.
{2}, {T}, Tap X untapped artifacts you control: Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
{5}, {T}: Create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token.

When this creature leaves the battlefield, draw a card, then you may put a permanent card with mana value less than or equal to the number of lands you control from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.
Warp {4}

Flying, lifelink
If one or more tokens would be created under your control, twice that many of those tokens are created instead.
Warp {1}{W}

Enchant artifact you control
When this Aura enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this Aura leaves the battlefield.
Enchanted permanent has ward {1}.

Vigilance
When this creature enters, each opponent exiles a card from their hand and may play that card for as long as it remains exiled. Each spell cast this way costs {1} more to cast. Each land played this way enters tapped.

Station
STATION 2+
Other creatures you control get +1/+1.
STATION 12+
Flying, lifelink

When this artifact enters, exile all artifacts and creatures with mana value 2 or less until this artifact leaves the battlefield.
{6}{W}{W}: Put each card exiled with this artifact into its owner's graveyard, then create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token for each card put into a graveyard this way. Sacrifice this artifact.

When The Seriema enters, search your library for a legendary creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Station
STATION 7+
Flying
Other tapped legendary creatures you control have indestructible.

At the beginning of your end step, if you control two or more tapped creatures, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
{2}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from a creature you control: Tap target artifact or creature.

Kicker {1}{U}
Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of lands you control. Put one of those cards into your hand. If this spell was kicked, put two of those cards into your hand instead. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.