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Master of Ceremonies

Master of Ceremonies {3}{W}

Creature - Rhino Druid
At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent chooses money, friends, or secrets. For each player who chose money, you and that player each create a Treasure token. For each player who chose friends, you and that player each create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token. For each player who chose secrets, you and that player each draw a card.
3/4
Second Harvest

Second Harvest {2}{G}{G}

Instant
For each token you control, create a token that's a copy of that permanent.
"I am the Blade of the Gods, and they direct me to find and destroy all the evil in the world, including you, Usagi!"
—Jei
Sunforger

Sunforger {3}
(The Grass-Cutting Sword)

Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +4/+0.
{R}{W}, Unattach this Equipment: Search your library for a red or white instant card with mana value 4 or less and cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then shuffle.
Equip {3}
One of three treasures given by the Gods, found in the tail of an eight-headed dragon.
Duty Beyond Death

Duty Beyond Death {1}{W}

Instant
As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
Spell Pierce

Spell Pierce {U}

Instant
Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}.
"One does not need to be stronger than their opponent. You need only force them to play their hand before you've shown your own."
—Forces of Negation: A Study in Countermagic
Zombify

Zombify {3}{B}

Sorcery
Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
"Calling the dead isn't difficult. Commanding them once they answer, however, is a different story."
—Professor Vess
Related card: The Mystical Archive
Abrade

Abrade {1}{R}

Instant
Choose one —
• Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature.
• Destroy target artifact.
"We learn so much from the relics we find. What might we have learned from the relics we lost?"
—Kirol
Related cards: Kayla's Kindling The Mystical Archive
Shared Roots

Shared Roots {1}{G}

Sorcery - Lesson
Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
"Awed by the strength of their love, the Dawn Prince bound them together for eternity, and around them a great forest grew."
—Tales of the Fae
Expropriate

Expropriate {7}{U}{U}

Sorcery
Council's dilemma — Starting with you, each player votes for time or money. For each time vote, take an extra turn after this one. For each money vote, choose a permanent owned by the voter and gain control of it. Exile Expropriate.
Could be worse. You had a choice.
Narset, Parter of Veils

Narset, Parter of Veils {1}{U}{U}

Legendary Planeswalker - Narset
Each opponent can't draw more than one card each turn.
[–2]: Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a noncreature, nonland card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Loyalty:
5
Worst Fears

Worst Fears {7}{B}

Sorcery
You control target player during that player's next turn. Exile Worst Fears.
It's absolutely time for a blow out.
Scrawling Crawler

Scrawling Crawler {3}

Artifact Creature - Phyrexian Construct
At the beginning of your upkeep, each player draws a card.
Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player loses 1 life.
"Take a deep breath. Relax. Open your mind."
3/2
Winter Orb

Winter Orb {2}

Artifact
As long as this artifact is untapped, players can't untap more than one land during their untap steps.
Amazing how you can make such a dense little ball out of thirty-plus years of other people's frustration.
Zada, Hedron Grinder

Zada, Hedron Grinder {3}{R}

Legendary Creature - Goblin Ally
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets only Zada, copy that spell for each other creature you control that the spell could target. Each copy targets a different one of those creatures.
Full of pluck, full of cunning, full of ground-up Eldrazi-powered goblin golem parts.
3/3
Krenko, Mob Boss

Krenko, Mob Boss {2}{R}{R}

Legendary Creature - Goblin Warrior
{T}: Create X 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens, where X is the number of Goblins you control.
While a devious leader, he's also a proud family man. It's hard work to feed so many bitey mouths!
3/3
Pashalik Mons

Pashalik Mons {2}{R}

Legendary Creature - Goblin Warrior
Whenever Pashalik Mons or another Goblin you control dies, Pashalik Mons deals 1 damage to any target.
{3}{R}, Sacrifice a Goblin: Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.
He liked naming things after himself and was insistent on proper punctuation.
2/2
Brightstone Ritual

Brightstone Ritual {R}

Instant
Add {R} for each Goblin on the battlefield.
Goblin clerics were mystified by the stone unearthed from beneath the darkest mountain, just as they were mystified by everything else.
Broadside Bombardiers

Broadside Bombardiers {2}{R}

Creature - Goblin Pirate
Menace, haste
Boast — Sacrifice another creature or artifact: This creature deals damage equal to 2 plus the sacrificed permanent's mana value to any target.
"Who is supplying them all these skulls?!"
—Captain Billiam Dridge, deceased
2/2
Conspicuous Snoop

Conspicuous Snoop {R}{R}

Creature - Goblin Rogue
Play with the top card of your library revealed.
You may cast Goblin spells from the top of your library.
As long as the top card of your library is a Goblin card, this creature has all activated abilities of that card.
"Hey! Are you gonna eat that?"
2/2
Empty the Warrens

Empty the Warrens {3}{R}

Sorcery
Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.
Storm
Goblins appear in many shapes and sizes, but mostly they appear in multiples.
Related cards: Charged Conjuration The Mystical Archive
Grapeshot

Grapeshot {1}{R}

Sorcery
Grapeshot deals 1 damage to any target.
Storm
"Aaah! These grapes are terrible!"
Related card: Charged Conjuration
Skirk Prospector

Skirk Prospector {R}

Creature - Goblin
Sacrifice a Goblin: Add {R}.
You wake at dawn and go screaming down a rickety track on a cart with literal flaming brakes, and the worst part is having to act as your own canary.
1/1
Related card: Goblin Influx Array
Roaming Throne

Roaming Throne {4}

Artifact Creature - Golem
Ward {2}
As this creature enters, choose a creature type.
This creature is the chosen type in addition to its other types.
If a triggered ability of another creature you control of the chosen type triggers, it triggers an additional time.
4/4
Skullclamp

Skullclamp {1}

Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +1/-1.
Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards.
Equip {1}
They lost a lot of goblins to that hat before they figured out how useful it was.
Sol Ring

Sol Ring {1}

Artifact
{T}: Add {C}{C}.
"We're gonna need a lot more chlorine."
—Fin, goblin pool technician
Related card: Ring Out