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Goblin offering
Whenever Patron of the Akki attacks, creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.

Create two 1/1 green Snake creature tokens.
Whenever a nontoken Snake you control enters, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

The "legend rule" doesn't apply.

Equipped creature gets +1/+0.
Equip {0}

Equipped creature has "{T}, Unattach Shuriken: Shuriken deals 2 damage to target creature. That creature's controller gains control of Shuriken unless it was unattached from a Ninja."
Equip {2}

{4}, {T}: Put a divinity counter on target permanent other than That Which Was Taken.
Each permanent with a divinity counter on it has indestructible.

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put two charge counters on Umezawa's Jitte.
Remove a charge counter from Umezawa's Jitte: Choose one —
• Equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
• Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
• You gain 2 life.
Equip {2}

This land enters with a charge counter on it.
{T}: Add {C}.
{T}, Remove a charge counter from this land: Add one mana of any color.

This creature has protection from the colors of permanents you control.

Exile all creatures.

Moonfolk offering
Flying
{1}: Put up to two land cards from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.

Enchant Plains
{2}: Until end of turn, enchanted Plains becomes a 2/5 white Spirit creature with "Whenever this creature deals damage, its controller gains that much life." It's still a land.
When enchanted Plains is put into a graveyard, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Flying
Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability for the first time each turn, counter that spell or ability.

You may tap or untap target permanent, then you may tap or untap another target permanent.

Flash
Enchant creature
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life.
{0}: Regenerate enchanted creature.

Lands don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player untaps a land they control.

Ninjutsu {3}{B}{B}
Whenever Ink-Eyes deals combat damage to a player, you may put target creature card from that player's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
{1}{B}: Regenerate Ink-Eyes.

Ninjutsu {B}
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, exile up to two target cards from that player's graveyard.

Ninjutsu {2}{B}
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy target nonblack creature that player controls.

Each enchantment deals 2 damage to its controller, then each Aura attached to a creature deals 2 damage to the creature it's attached to.

You may exile a red card with mana value X from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn.

Whenever Armix attacks, you may discard a card. When you do, target creature defending player controls gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of artifacts you control plus the number of artifact cards in your graveyard.
Partner

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Target creature gets +2/+1 and gains lifelink until end of turn.
Draw a card.

When this creature enters, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Unearth {3}{B}