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Willie Lumpkin can't be blocked.
Whenever Willie Lumpkin deals combat damage to an opponent, you draw a card and that player may draw a card. If they do, that player can't attack you or permanents you control during their next turn.

Flying
Whenever this Vehicle enters or attacks, choose one —
• You may put a Hero creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
• Return target Hero creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Crew 3

Whenever you attack, exile target nonland card from your graveyard with two time counters on it. If it doesn't have suspend, it gains suspend.

Flying
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may have The Fantasticar become an artifact creature until end of turn.
Whenever you cast your fourth noncreature spell each turn, you may sacrifice The Fantasticar. If you do, create four 4/4 colorless Construct artifact creature tokens with flying and haste.

If a source an opponent controls would deal damage to you, prevent 1 of that damage.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You may sacrifice a creature. If you do, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control with three +1/+1 counters on it and you become the monarch.

Flying
At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you've cast a noncreature spell this turn, surveil 1.
{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Equipped creature has base power and toughness 9/9 and has flying.
Equip Hero {3}
Equip {6}

Flying
Whenever your commander deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on Jocasta.
Whenever you attack with your commander, if this card is in your graveyard, you may return it to the battlefield tapped and attacking.

At the beginning of your end step, choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• AV Bead — Draw a card.
• Communication Bead — Create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
• Prime Bead — You gain 3 life. Exile this artifact, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Flying, vigilance, haste
Whenever this Vehicle deals combat damage to a player, look at the top card of your library. If it's a permanent card, you may put it onto the battlefield. If you don't put it onto the battlefield, put it into your hand.
Crew 3

{2}, {T}: Exile target card from an opponent's graveyard. If it's a creature card, draw a card.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are four or more creature cards exiled with this artifact, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, sacrifice this artifact and return a card exiled with it at random to its owner's hand.

If equipped creature would be dealt damage, prevent that damage and put that many +1/+1 counters on it.
Equip {2}

Affinity for artifacts
Reach, trample

When this artifact enters, create two tapped Vibranium tokens.
{6}, {T}: Return target artifact card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it. Activate only as a sorcery.

Flying, menace, trample
When Tri-Sentinel enters, for each opponent, Tri-Sentinel deals 3 damage to up to one target creature that player controls.
Unearth {7}

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has indestructible.
Equip commander {2}
Equip {4}

Trample
Whenever this Vehicle enters or attacks, create a tapped Vibranium token.
{2}: This Vehicle gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Crew 2

Flash
When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control.
Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card."
Equip {3}

Flying
Whenever a player casts a spell, if it isn't that player's turn, choose one —
• Put a +1/+1 counter on Vision.
• Vision phases out.

{T}: Add {C}.
{3}, {T}: Create a tapped Vibranium token.
{6}, {T}: Draw a card.

Choose two —
• Destroy all artifacts.
• Destroy all enchantments.
• Destroy all creatures with mana value 3 or less.
• Destroy all creatures with mana value 4 or greater.

Commander creatures you control get +2/+2 and have indestructible.

Destroy target artifact or creature. Its controller creates a 2/2 white Ox creature token.

Choose one —
• Destroy all creatures.
• Destroy all artifacts and enchantments.

Convoke
Any number of target nonland permanents you control phase out.