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"If only they'd all act this docile. I could do something relaxing for a living. I've always wanted to bake biscuits."
—Ethuk, Coppercoat mage

"We do not make martyrs of villains. We leave them and their vile ideologies to be forgotten."
—Lyra Dawnbringer

Students who seek river herbs in Doradur quickly find themselves slightly damp and thoroughly surrounded.

"I decide what stands in my way."

"Lungs full of sea air and a hold full of loot. Ah, what a life!"

Successful battles start with knowing who's worth fighting.

In theory, the death of the Eldrazi should have stilled the Roil. It did not.

"Why perch in the crow's nest when I can fly like the crows?"

The delight of discovery drives the pursuit of knowledge.

Teferi had once wielded the power—-and hubris—of a god. To fix his mistakes, he would risk everything.

At first, Johann was annoyed that the library had decided to reorganize itself. But he had to admit that storing the cookbooks in the cauldron made a certain kind of sense.

"They're searching in the same direction we are. And for the same thing, I'll wager."

For the more refined vampire, breaking a victim's will is far more satisfying than simply taking their blood.

To a necromancer as powerful as Liliana Vess, a graveyard is as good as a garrison of soldiers awaiting her command.

"Open grave available, only one previous tenant."
—Sign on cemetery gate

For the necromancer barons, killing and recruitment are one and the same.

With the bloodchiefs annihilated in the fight between the free and enthralled, the swamps around Malakir are full of dangerous, young vampires eager to make their marks.

"Who am I to break up a family?"
—Gisa the Mad

The vampires of the Dusk Legion undertake Blood Fasts to strengthen their wills, but not all can control their hunger.

"Give all you are to Phyrexia, and you will receive more than you could have ever desired."