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First strike, lifelink
At the beginning of your postcombat main phase, if you gained life this turn, seek a card with the highest mana value among cards in your library with mana value less than or equal to the amount of life you gained this turn.

When Dedicated Dollmaker enters the battlefield, exile up to one other target nonland, nontoken permanent. Its controller creates a token that's a copy of it, except it's not legendary and it's an artifact in addition to its other types.
{1}{W}: Tokens you control gain indestructible until end of turn. Activate only once.

I — Seek a card with mana value less than the number of cards in your hand.
II — Seek a card with mana value greater than the number of cards in your hand.
III — Count the number of cards in your hand. You may cast a spell with mana value equal to that number from your hand without paying its mana cost.

Choose one or both —
• Return target creature you control to its owner's hand. That card perpetually gains "This spell costs {1} less to cast."
• Return target creature you don't control to its owner's hand. That card perpetually gains "This spell costs {1} more to cast."

Flash
Bargain
Flying
When Talion's Throneguard enters the battlefield, return up to one target spell or nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If Talion's Throneguard was bargained, that card perpetually gains "This spell costs {2} more to cast."

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, conjure a random card from Tome of Gadwick's spellbook into your hand.
Equip {1}

Bargain
When Dunbarrow Revivalist enters the battlefield, you get a one-time boon with "When one or more creatures enter the battlefield under your control, create a Wicked Role token attached to one of them." Then if Dunbarrow Revivalist was bargained, return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Deathtouch
When Underbridge Warlock enters the battlefield, you get a one-time boon with "At the beginning of your end step, if three or more creatures died this turn, each opponent loses 5 life and you gain 5 life."
At the beginning of your end step, if you have a boon, you mill three cards, draw a card, and lose 2 life.

Draconic Debut deals X damage to any target.
The next Dragon creature spell you cast costs {X} less to cast.

{R}: Heir to Dragonfire gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
{2}{R}, Reveal Heir to Dragonfire from your hand: Heir to Dragonfire perpetually becomes a Dragon, gets +3/+3, and gains flying.

Players can't gain life.
Celebration — At the beginning of your end step, create a Food token. If two or more nonland permanents entered the battlefield under your control this turn, instead conjure a card named Food Fight onto the battlefield.

I — Victory of the Pyrohammer deals 4 damage to each creature and each planeswalker. Victory of the Pyrohammer gains "Damage isn't removed from creatures during cleanup steps."
II, III — Victory of the Pyrohammer deals 1 damage to each creature and each planeswalker.

I — Conjure a card named Gilded Goose onto the battlefield.
II, III — You may tap an untapped Bird you control and sacrifice an artifact. If you do, conjure a card named Golden Egg onto the battlefield.

Haste
Whenever you cast an Adventure spell, if Hex, Kellan's Companion is on the battlefield or in exile, it perpetually gets +1/+1. Then if it's on the battlefield, exile it with a fetch counter on it.
Whenever you cast a spell from exile, if Hex is in exile with a fetch counter on it, put it onto the battlefield.

If you control three or more Boars with different names, conjure each card from the Three Pigs spellbook onto the battlefield. If you control two or fewer Boars with different names, conjure two cards of your choice from the Three Pigs spellbook into your hand, then put one of them onto the battlefield.

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Accident-Prone Apprentice perpetually gets +1/+1. This ability also triggers if Accident-Prone Apprentice is in exile.

Until end of turn, target creature loses all abilities and becomes a blue Frog with base power and toughness 1/1.

When Drover of the Swine enters the battlefield, choose one —
• Conjure a card of your choice from the Three Pigs spellbook onto the battlefield.
• Return up to three target Boar creature cards with different names from your graveyard to the battlefield.

{1}{G/W}: Exile target artifact or enchantment. Activate only once.

Seek two creature cards from among the top ten cards of your library, then shuffle. Creature cards in your hand perpetually get +1/+1.

Flying, deathtouch
When High Fae Prankster enters the battlefield, choose up to one —
• Perpetually exchange target creature's base power with another target creature's base power.
• High Fae Prankster perpetually has base power and toughness 4/1.

When Jewel Mine Overseer enters the battlefield, conjure seven cards named Seven Dwarves on top of your library. They perpetually gain "When this creature enters the battlefield, draw a card." Then shuffle.
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.

When Outfitted Jouster enters the battlefield, conjure a card named Steelclaw Lance and a card named Brawler's Plate onto the battlefield and attach them to Outfitted Jouster.
If damage would be dealt to Outfitted Jouster while it's equipped, prevent that damage. When damage is prevented this way, sacrifice an Equipment attached to Outfitted Jouster.

When Porcine Portent enters the battlefield, conjure a card of your choice from the Three Pigs spellbook onto the battlefield.
Boars you control get +1/+1.

Exile target creature. You gain 1 life for each Boar you control.