This land enters tapped unless you control a Plains or an Island. {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
"Iceworld. A space trading colony on the dark side of the planet Svartos... I think there's something interesting going on there, Mel." —The Seventh Doctor
This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B} or {R}. {1}{B}{R}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 2/2 black and red Elemental creature with "{X}: This creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn." It's still a land.
This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.
"Strictly speaking, it's the fifteenth New York since the original, so that makes it New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New York." —The Tenth Doctor
"So, where is everyone? Don't tell me we've come halfway across the universe and they've all gone out. We should've texted first or something." —Bill Potts