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Xantcha enters under the control of an opponent of your choice.
Xantcha attacks each combat if able and can't attack its owner or planeswalkers its owner controls.
{3}: Xantcha's controller loses 2 life and you draw a card. Any player may activate this ability.

Deathtouch, lifelink
If a permanent entering causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.

Whenever a land enters, Zo-Zu deals 2 damage to that land's controller.

Create a token that's a copy of target artifact or creature you control, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types. It gains haste until end of turn. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
Counter target noncreature spell.

Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.
Addendum — If you cast this spell during your main phase, put a +1/+1 counter on each of those creatures and they gain vigilance until end of turn.

Other Treefolk creatures you control get +1/+1.
Other Treefolk and Forests you control have indestructible.

Each player's life total becomes the number of creatures they control.

Exile the top card of your library. You may put that card into your hand unless it has the same name as another card exiled this way. Repeat this process until you put a card into your hand or you exile two cards with the same name, whichever comes first.

Enchant creature you control
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 for each Aura and Equipment attached to it.
All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to enchanted creature instead.

Trample
If damage would be dealt to another creature you control, prevent that damage. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature for each 1 damage prevented this way.
When Vigor is put into a graveyard from anywhere, shuffle it into its owner's library.

When Mjölnir enters, attach it to target legendary creature you control.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, tap target creature defending player controls and put a stun counter on it. Then Mjölnir deals damage to each opponent equal to the number of tapped creatures that opponent controls.
Equip {4}

Flying, vigilance, prowess
{T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you've cast a noncreature spell this turn.

Equipped creature gets +2/+2.
As long as equipped creature is legendary, it has hexproof.
Equip {1}

If it's not your turn, you may exile a white card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Flash
Creatures you control get +1/+1.

Permanents you control gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.

When this Class enters, search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
{1}{R}{W}: Level 2
Equip abilities you activate cost {2} less to activate.
{3}{R}{W}: Level 3
Whenever a creature you control attacks, up to one target creature blocks it this combat if able.

When this enchantment enters, you become the monarch.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. If you're the monarch, instead you may put a creature or land card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Destroy all creatures and lands.

Unholy Heat deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
Delirium — Unholy Heat deals 6 damage instead if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.

Target opponent loses life equal to the number of creatures they control. Then destroy all creatures.

Destroy all creatures with no counters on them.

Target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn. Then it fights up to one target creature you don't control.

Destroy target creature. A creature destroyed this way can't be regenerated.
Overload {2}{W}{W}

Reveal the top X cards of your library. You may put any number of permanent cards with mana value X or less from among them onto the battlefield. Then put all cards revealed this way that weren't put onto the battlefield into your graveyard.