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{T}: Target opponent gains control of Yes Man. When they do, you draw two cards and put a quest counter on Yes Man. Activate only during your turn.
Wild Card — When Yes Man leaves the battlefield, its owner creates a tapped 1/1 white Soldier creature token for each quest counter on it.

Whenever Curie deals combat damage to a player, draw cards equal to its base power.
{1}{U}, Exile another nontoken artifact creature you control: Curie becomes a copy of the exiled creature, except it has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw cards equal to its base power."

{T}: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to activate abilities.

Investigate X times.

Whenever a Zombie or Mutant you control dies, if its power was different from its base power, draw a card.
Come Fly With Me — {2}, Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains flying until end of turn.

Vigilance
When this creature enters, target player gets two rad counters.
Whenever one or more nonland cards are milled, draw a card, then put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Nick Valentine can't be blocked except by artifact creatures.
Whenever Nick Valentine or another artifact creature you control dies, you may investigate.

Whenever Piper Wright deals combat damage to a player, investigate that many times.
Whenever you sacrifice a Clue, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

As this enchantment enters, choose Brotherhood or Enclave.
• Brotherhood — At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent draws a card. You draw a card for each card drawn this way.
• Enclave — Whenever a player attacks you with one or more creatures, that player gets twice that many rad counters.

Menace
Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
When this creature dies, each opponent gets a number of rad counters equal to its power.

Each other creature you control that's a Zombie or Mutant gets +X/+X, where X is the number of counters on Hancock.
Undying

Squad {2}
When this creature enters, each player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

When this creature enters, you get {E}{E}.
Whenever an artifact creature you control attacks, you may pay {E}. If you do, put your choice of a +1/+1, first strike, or trample counter on that creature.

Hunters for Hire — Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, put a quest counter on it.
{1}, Remove a quest counter from a permanent you control: Create a Junk token.

Morbid — This spell costs {3} less to cast if a creature died this turn.
Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, untap each creature you control. If it's your main phase, there is an additional combat phase after this phase.
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has haste.

When this Equipment enters, create a Junk token.
{3}, Sacrifice another artifact: Double equipped creature's power until end of turn.
Equip {1}

Choose one —
• Disarm — Destroy target artifact. Create four Treasure tokens.
• Detonate — Megaton's Fate deals 8 damage to each creature. Each player gets four rad counters.

When The Motherlode enters, choose target opponent. You get an amount of {E} equal to the number of nonbasic lands that player controls.
Whenever The Motherlode attacks, you may pay {E}{E}{E}{E}. When you do, destroy target nonbasic land defending player controls, and creatures that player controls without flying can't block this turn.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, you get {E}{E}.
Pay {E}{E}: Choose target creature that's blocking equipped creature. Flip a coin. If you win the flip, exile the chosen creature. Otherwise, this Equipment deals 1 damage to it.
Equip {2}

Squad {2}
When this creature enters, destroy up to one target artifact.

First strike
Raid — At end of combat on your turn, if you attacked this turn, create a Junk token for each opponent you attacked.
Whenever you sacrifice a Junk, add {R}.

Haste
Whenever this creature attacks, exile the top card of your library. You may get {E}{E}. If you don't, you may play that card this turn.
{T}, Pay {E}{E}{E}: This creature deals 3 damage to any target.

Squad—{1}, Discard a card.
When this creature dies, create a Junk token.

Menace
Whenever Veronica attacks, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
Whenever you discard one or more nonland cards for the first time each turn, create a Junk token.

Skip your draw step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top two cards of your library. You may play those cards this turn.