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Whenever a player casts a blue spell, you may gain 1 life.

Equipped creature has "{T}, Unattach Leonin Bola: Tap target creature."
Equip {1}

You don't lose the game for having 0 or less life.
Whenever you lose life, sacrifice a permanent for each 1 life you lost.

{1}{U}{U}: Target permanent becomes an artifact in addition to its other types.
{3}{U}: Gain control of target artifact.

All permanents are artifacts in addition to their other types.
All cards that aren't on the battlefield, spells, and permanents are colorless.
Players may spend mana as though it were mana of any color.

{T}: Target land becomes an artifact in addition to its other types until end of turn.

Indestructible
Myr creatures get +1/+1.
{5}: Create a 1/1 colorless Myr artifact creature token.

When this creature dies, add {C}.

All creatures able to block equipped creature do so.
Equip {3}

Affinity for Mountains
Haste

Imprint — {X}, {T}: You may exile an instant or sorcery card with mana value X from your hand.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may copy a card exiled with this artifact. If you do, you may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.

Affinity for Plains
Vigilance

{T}: Add {C}.
Any time you could mulligan and this card is in your hand, you may exile all the cards from your hand, then draw that many cards.

Equipment named Sword of Kaldra, Shield of Kaldra, and Helm of Kaldra have indestructible.
Equipped creature has indestructible.
Equip {4}

Equipped creature gets +1/-1.
Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards.
Equip {1}

Sacrifice a creature: Put a charge counter on this artifact.
{1}, Remove two charge counters from this artifact: Create a 2/2 colorless Spawn artifact creature token.

Equipped creature gets +1/+0.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card.
Equip {1}

Imprint — When this Equipment enters, you may exile an instant card from your hand.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may copy the exiled card. If you do, you may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.
Equip {4}

Whenever this creature blocks, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: This creature can't be blocked this turn.

Affinity for Islands
Flying

When this creature enters or leaves the battlefield, choose a land of each basic land type, then destroy those lands.

Equipped creature has first strike and "{T}, Unattach Surestrike Trident: This creature deals damage equal to its power to target player or planeswalker."
Equip {4}

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from red and from blue.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, this Equipment deals 2 damage to any target and you draw a card.
Equip {2}

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from white and from black.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you gain 3 life and you may return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Equip {2}

Whenever a source you control other than this artifact deals damage to an opponent, put a charge counter on this artifact.
{X}, {T}, Remove X charge counters from this artifact: It deals X damage to any target.