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Kicker {4}
Burst Lightning deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, it deals 4 damage instead.

Kicker {1}{U}
Counter target spell with mana value 2 or less. If this spell was kicked, instead counter target spell.

Trample
When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target.

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
When this creature dies, you may draw a card.

Exile target creature or Spacecraft. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into their hand, then shuffle.

Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. When that creature dies this turn, you draw a card.

I — Target creature you control fights up to one target creature an opponent controls.
II — You gain 3 life.
III — Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Artifact creatures you control get +1/+0.

Flying
Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, draw a card.

Whenever Badgey becomes tapped, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

When this Equipment enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Equip {2}

Menace
Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.

First strike
Reckless Behavior — Whenever Beckett Mariner becomes tapped, put a promotion counter on her. Then if there are three or more promotion counters on her, remove those counters and she deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Play with the top card of your library revealed.
You may play lands and cast creature spells from the top of your library.

Artifact creatures you control have "Whenever this creature attacks, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life."

As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Artifact creatures you control get +2/+0.
When Borg Queen enters, assimilate target creature card from an opponent's graveyard.

Lifelink
Whenever Brad Boimler becomes tapped, until end of turn, if one or more counters would be put on a permanent you control, that many plus one of each of those kinds of counters are put on that permanent instead.

As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Then that creature gains menace until end of turn if creatures you control have total power 8 or greater.

Whenever Captain Kirk enters or attacks, choose one. If you have no cards in hand, choose one or more instead.
• Discard a card, then draw a card.
• Create a 1/1 red Officer creature token.
• Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

You may play an additional land on each of your turns.
Whenever Captain Janeway or another creature you control enters, that creature explores.

Vigilance
Spacecraft creatures you control get +3/+3.
Whenever Captain Kirk enters or attacks, search your library and/or graveyard for a basic land card or a card named Starship Enterprise, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you search your library this way, shuffle.

Flash
Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, enchanted creature gains first strike until end of turn.
Enchanted creature gets +2/+0.

When this creature enters, mill two cards, then put a +1/+1 counter on this creature for each artifact and/or creature card in your graveyard.