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Trample
When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target.

I — Target creature you control fights up to one target creature an opponent controls.
II — You gain 3 life.
III — Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

First strike
Reckless Behavior — Whenever Beckett Mariner becomes tapped, put a promotion counter on her. Then if there are three or more promotion counters on her, remove those counters and she deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Play with the top card of your library revealed.
You may play lands and cast creature spells from the top of your library.

Artifact creatures you control have "Whenever this creature attacks, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life."

Artifact creatures you control get +2/+0.
When Borg Queen enters, assimilate target creature card from an opponent's graveyard.

Lifelink
Whenever Brad Boimler becomes tapped, until end of turn, if one or more counters would be put on a permanent you control, that many plus one of each of those kinds of counters are put on that permanent instead.

Whenever Captain Kirk enters or attacks, choose one. If you have no cards in hand, choose one or more instead.
• Discard a card, then draw a card.
• Create a 1/1 red Officer creature token.
• Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

You may play an additional land on each of your turns.
Whenever Captain Janeway or another creature you control enters, that creature explores.

Vigilance
Spacecraft creatures you control get +3/+3.
Whenever Captain Kirk enters or attacks, search your library and/or graveyard for a basic land card or a card named Starship Enterprise, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you search your library this way, shuffle.

Choose one —
• Interfere — Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.
• Observe — Tap up to one target creature and put a stun counter on it. Draw a card.

Flying
When this creature enters, if you cast it, destroy all nonartifact creatures.

If you gaining life causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.
Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Dr. Crusher.

Kicker {1}{U}
Counter target spell with mana value 2 or less. If this spell was kicked, instead counter target spell.

Federation — When Hoshi Sato enters, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of creature types among non-Borg creatures you control. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

I — Each opponent sacrifices a nontoken creature of their choice.
II — Investigate.
III — You may sacrifice an artifact or creature. If you do, create two 2/2 black Romulan creature tokens.

Trample
Haste
When this creature dies, it deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Lifelink
When this creature enters, draw a card.
Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Whenever Picard enters or attacks, put two +1/+1 counters on another target creature you control.

Lifelink
When this creature enters, look at target opponent's hand. You may choose a nonland card from it. If you do, that player exiles that card, then draws a card.

Choose one —
• Stun — Tap target creature and put a stun counter on it.
• Kill — This spell deals 3 damage to target attacking creature.

Whenever you face a dilemma, draw a card.

Vigilance
{T}: Draw a card.

This creature can't be blocked by more than one creature.
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

I — All artifacts and creatures phase out. Create a 0/1 white Human creature token with "Permanents can't phase in."
II — You draw two cards and each player loses 2 life.
III — Sacrifice a creature token. If you do, you gain 5 life.