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Instant and sorcery spells players cast have demonstrate.
Whenever chaos ensues, return up to one target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard to its owner's hand.

Whenever this creature attacks, untap target creature or land.

Whenever you roll a 4 or higher, create a 3/3 colorless Robot artifact creature token. If you rolled 6 or higher, instead create that token and a Treasure token.
{4}, {T}: Roll a six-sided die plus an additional six-sided die for each mana from Treasures spent to activate this ability.

When this creature enters, you gain 3 life.

Whenever you cast a spell that targets one or more permanents, incubate 2.

{S}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.

Skip your draw step.
Whenever you play a card, draw a card.
Your maximum hand size is two.

Return six target nonland permanents to their owners' hands.

Search your library for a card, put that card into your graveyard, then shuffle.

Creatures you control get +1/+0 and have vigilance as long as you control three or more creatures.
Creatures you control also get +1/+0 and have trample as long as you control six or more creatures.
Creatures you control also get +1/+0 and have double strike as long as you control nine or more creatures.

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control, then it deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.

Flying
Morph {2}{W}

Menace, deathtouch
Whenever Marchesa attacks, remove all counters from up to one target permanent.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you haven't been dealt combat damage since your last turn, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

First strike, haste
Whenever a player taps a land for mana, if this creature is tapped, that player adds one mana of any type that land produced. Then that land deals 1 damage to that player.

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from blue and from black.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, surveil 2. Then you may cast an instant or sorcery spell with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.
Equip {2}

Hexproof
Prowess

At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn.
{1}{R}: This enchantment deals 1 damage to target blocking creature.

Draw a card for each creature you control.

When this enchantment enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
Creatures you control with +1/+1 counters on them are artifacts in addition to their other types.
Nonartifact creatures get -1/-1.

{5}, Exile this Vehicle and four other artifact creatures and/or Vehicles you control: Create Mechtitan, a legendary 10/10 Construct artifact creature token with flying, vigilance, trample, lifelink, and haste that's all colors. When that token leaves the battlefield, return all cards exiled with this Vehicle except this card to the battlefield tapped under their owners' control.
Crew 2

Flash
Vigilance
When this creature enters, any number of other target creatures you control phase out.

Flying
When this creature enters, it deals 2 damage to each opponent and you gain 2 life.

When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature deals damage equal to the result to target creature an opponent controls.

Whenever this creature attacks while saddled, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Sacrifice this creature: Creatures you control with counters on them gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
Saddle 1

Ward {2}
You may look at the top card of your library any time.
The top card of your library has plot. The plot cost is equal to its mana cost.
You may plot nonland cards from the top of your library.