At the beginning of your upkeep, put a devotion counter on this creature. Then if a creature named Eight-and-a-Half-Tails is on the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each devotion counter on this creature. {T}, Remove a devotion counter from this creature: You gain 1 life.
{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {U}. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell. {U}, {T}: Surveil 2. Activate only if a Bird, Frog, Otter, or Rat entered the battlefield under your control this turn.
Disguise {G} When this creature is turned face up, search your library for a land card with a basic land type, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't attack or block.
"Article 5.8.2. Ensure proper restraint of any and all arms, legs, claws, jaws, tails, tentacles, and tendrils as appropriate." —Azorius Arrester Procedure, Appendix B
Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. The Ring tempts you.
"By all the signs, there's a large warrior loose, with an Elf-sword, and an axe as well maybe." Gorbag spat. Sam smiled grimly at this description of himself.
Enchant creature At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, put a -0/-1 counter on that creature. When enchanted creature dies, that creature's controller chooses a creature that this card could enchant. If the player does, return this card to the battlefield under your control attached to that creature. If they don't, return this card to the battlefield under your control as a non-Aura enchantment. It loses "enchant creature" and gains "At the beginning of that player's upkeep, this enchantment deals 1 damage to that player."
Yawning Portal — You gain 1 life. (Leads to: Dungeon Level) Dungeon Level — Scry 1. (Leads to: Goblin Bazaar, Twisted Caverns) Goblin Bazaar — Create a Treasure token. (Leads to: Lost Level) Twisted Caverns — Target creature can't attack until your next turn. (Leads to: Lost Level) Lost Level — Scry 2. (Leads to: Runestone Caverns, Muiral's Graveyard) Runestone Caverns — Exile the top two cards of your library. You may play them. (Leads to: Deep Mines) Muiral's Graveyard — Create two 1/1 black Skeleton creature tokens. (Leads to: Deep Mines) Deep Mines — Scry 3. (Leads to: Mad Wizard's Lair) Mad Wizard's Lair — Draw three cards and reveal them. You may cast one of them without paying its mana cost.