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At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent loses X life and you scry X, where X is the number of Zombies you control.
{2}{U}{B}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie.
When The Scarab God dies, return it to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.

Whenever a creature with a -1/-1 counter on it dies, draw a card.
{1}{B}{R}: Put a -1/-1 counter on another target creature.
When The Scorpion God dies, return it to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.

When The Seriema enters, search your library for a legendary creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Station
STATION 7+
Flying
Other tapped legendary creatures you control have indestructible.

Whenever The Seventh Doctor attacks, choose a card in your hand. Defending player guesses whether that card's mana value is greater than the number of artifacts you control. If they guessed wrong, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. If you don't cast a spell this way, investigate.

Flying
Artifact spells you cast have demonstrate. (When you cast one, you may copy it. If you do, choose an opponent to also copy it. Copies become tokens.)

Flying, trample
Start your engines!
At the beginning of your end step, you draw X cards and lose X life, where X is your speed.

Rapid Regeneration — The Swarmlord enters with two +1/+1 counters on it for each time you've cast your commander from the command zone this game.
Xenos Cunning — Whenever a creature you control with a counter on it dies, draw a card.

The Tarrasque has haste and ward {10} as long as it was cast.
Whenever The Tarrasque attacks, it fights target creature defending player controls.

Allons-y! — Whenever you attack, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card. Put three time counters on it. If it doesn't have suspend, it gains suspend.
Timey-Wimey — {7}: Time travel three times. Activate only as a sorcery.

Hexproof

Eminence — As long as The Unknown Wizard is in the command zone or on the battlefield, other playtest cards you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Whenever The Unknown Wizard enters or attacks, look at the top ten cards of your library. You may put a legendary playtest card from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.

Flying, trample
Whenever The Unspeakable deals combat damage to a player, you may return target Arcane card from your graveyard to your hand.

Eminence — As long as The Ur-Dragon is in the command zone or on the battlefield, other Dragon spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Flying
Whenever one or more Dragons you control attack, draw that many cards, then you may put a permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.

If an opponent would face a villainous choice, they face that choice an additional time.
While voting, you may vote an additional time.

Whenever one or more other permanents phase out and whenever one or more other cards are put into exile from anywhere, put a time counter on The War Doctor.
Whenever The War Doctor attacks, it deals damage equal to the number of time counters on it to any target. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.

Flying, trample, haste
As long as there are fewer than eight cards in your graveyard, The Warring Triad isn't a creature.
{T}, Mill a card: Target player adds one mana of any color.

The Watcher in the Water enters tapped with nine stun counters on it.
Whenever you draw a card during an opponent's turn, create a 1/1 blue Tentacle creature token.
Whenever a Tentacle you control dies, untap up to one target Kraken and put a stun counter on up to one target nonland permanent.

Judge Call! — When The Wise Sable enters the battlefield, choose one of the following six cards at random: Blood Moon; Enraging Licid; Humility; Life and Limb; Opalescence; Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth. Create a token that's a copy of the chosen card. (One easy way to determine is to roll a D6.)

At end of combat, gain control of all creatures blocking this creature for as long as you control this creature.

Trample
When Themberchaud enters, he deals X damage to each other creature without flying and each player, where X is the number of Mountains you control.
You may exert Themberchaud as he attacks. When you do, he gains flying until end of turn.

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, you manifest the top card of that player's library.
Whenever a creature you control but don't own dies, its owner loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Whenever this creature attacks, sacrifice it unless you sacrifice an Island.

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control no Thopters other than this creature, return this creature to its owner's hand and create five 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying.

You may have this creature assign its combat damage as though it weren't blocked.

Trample
Whenever this creature or another creature you control enters, this creature fights up to one target creature you don't control.