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Defender
{2}{U}, {T}: Target player mills X cards, where X is the number of creatures you control with defender.

Exile target artifact or creature, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Flying
Sacrifice this creature: Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}.

Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, that player gets a poison counter. The player gets another poison counter at the beginning of their next upkeep unless they pay {2} before that step.

Protection from blue
Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn for each other attacking Goblin.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has base power 0 and has "At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life unless you sacrifice this creature."

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains lifelink and indestructible until end of turn.

Madness {2}{B}

At the beginning of your end step, if you control a creature with power greater than its base power, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.

Inferno Jet deals 6 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.
Cycling {2}

Target creature gains banding until end of turn.
Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gains double strike until end of turn.
Fire Cross — Whenever Seifer Almasy deals combat damage to a player, you may cast target instant or sorcery card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.

Vanishing 3
When this creature dies, if it had no time counters on it, create a 6/1 green Insect creature token with shroud.

Flash
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has flying.

Treat Irrefutable Evidence's mana value as 10 while it's in your graveyard.
Draw a card.
When you collect Irrefutable Evidence as evidence, draw a card.

{1}: Target creature with power 5 or greater gains vigilance until end of turn.

Afflict 1

Sacrifice a creature. Return up to X cards from your graveyard to your hand, where X is the number of colors that creature was. Exile this card.

Target creature deals damage equal to its power to itself. If that creature is attacking, Wisecrack deals 2 damage to that creature's controller.

Return target creature to its owner's hand. You gain 2 life.

You may sacrifice four Eldrazi Spawn rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Annihilator 1

Create X 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.

{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target. Activate only during your turn, before attackers are declared.

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.