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{U/R}{U/R}, {T}, Tap two untapped red creatures you control: This creature deals 3 damage to any target.
{U/R}{U/R}, {Q}, Untap two tapped blue creatures you control: Return target creature to its owner's hand.

When this creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. If that creature is a Human, put two +1/+1 counters on it instead.

Whenever an opponent casts a creature spell that doesn't share a color with a creature you control, counter that spell unless that player pays {X}, where X is its mana value.

Flying
When this creature enters, target player reveals X cards from their hand, where X is the number of Faeries you control. You choose one of those cards. That player discards that card.

When this creature enters, gain control of target creature with mana value less than or equal to the number of Vampires you control until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.

{4}{U}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each creature in your party.

Gingerbehemoth costs {2} less to cast for each Food you've sacrificed this turn.
Vigilance, trample
{4}, {T}, Sacrifice Gingerbehemoth: You gain 6 life.

{1}{W}{W}, {Q}: Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may remove a counter from a permanent you control. If you don't, sacrifice this creature.

{T}: Add {B}.
Sacrifice this artifact: Add {B}.

Flying
{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.

This creature doesn't untap during your untap step.
{1}{S}: Untap this creature.

Kicker {4}
Flying, defender
If this creature was kicked, it enters with two +1/+1 counters on it.
As long as this creature has a +1/+1 counter on it, it can attack as though it didn't have defender.

Gandalf's Sanction deals X damage to target creature, where X is the number of instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard. Excess damage is dealt to that creature's controller instead.

Flash
If an opponent would draw a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, instead that player skips that draw and you draw a card.

Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.

{T}: Add {G}{U}. Spend this mana only to cast spells with mana value 5 or greater or spells with {X} in their mana costs.
{U}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.

When this creature enters, create two 2/2 green Wolf creature tokens.
Daybound

When this enchantment enters, any number of target opponents each draw a card. Put an ingredient counter on this enchantment, then put an ingredient counter on it for each card drawn this way.
Whenever you cast a creature spell, that creature enters with X additional +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of ingredient counters on this enchantment.

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, it deals 1 damage to target opponent.
{T}: Add {G} or {U}.

When this creature enters, mill four cards.

Bloodthirst 3
Trample

Return target sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

Menace
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put a skewer counter on this creature. Then you may sacrifice it. If you do, exile the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of skewer counters on this creature. You may play those cards this turn.

Hexproof
[+2]: Each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.
[0]: You draw two cards. Then each opponent may scry 1.
[–3]: Exile target creature or enchantment. If it wasn't an Aura, create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 1/1 white Spirit creature with flying in addition to its other types.