mtg.wtf

Carnival deals 1 damage to target creature or planeswalker and 1 damage to that permanent's controller.

{4}, {T}: Whenever target creature deals combat damage to a non-Wall creature this turn, destroy that non-Wall creature. When the targeted creature leaves the battlefield this turn, sacrifice this artifact. Activate only before blockers are declared.

When this creature enters, draw a card.

Enchant land you control
Sacrifice a Thrull: Put three time counters on this Aura.
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter from this Aura. If there are no time counters on this Aura, sacrifice it.
Tap enchanted land: Attacking creatures you control get +2/-1 until end of turn. Activate only if enchanted land is untapped.

{1}{W}{W}, {T}, Discard a card: The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage. You gain life equal to the damage prevented this way.

Target creature gets +3/+2 until end of turn. Scry 1.

Whenever you attack, up to one target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, return that creature to its owner's hand. If you do, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.

Bloodthirst 3
Flying
{R}{R}{R}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only if an opponent was dealt damage this turn.

Whenever equipped creature attacks, choose one —
• Sort Inventory — Draw a card, then discard a card.
• Pick a Perk — Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
• Check Map — Untap up to two target lands.
Equip {2}

Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn.

Flying, ward {4}
Shrieking Gargoyles — Whenever this creature or another Tyranid you control deals combat damage to a player, create a 1/1 blue Tyranid Gargoyle creature token with flying.

Changeling
Champion a creature
Lifelink

Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target enchantment.

Station
STATION 1+
Whenever an opponent discards a card, they lose 3 life.
STATION 8+
Flying, deathtouch
Whenever this Spacecraft attacks, each opponent discards a card. Each opponent who can't loses 3 life.

The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage. You gain life equal to the damage prevented this way.
At the beginning of your next upkeep, pay {1}{W}{W}. If you don't, you lose the game.

Flying
If you would gain life, you gain that much life plus 1 instead.
This creature gets +2/+2 as long as you have 25 or more life.

Destroy target creature or planeswalker. Create two Blood tokens.

Mutate {4}{B}{B}
Flash
Flying
Whenever this creature mutates, destroy target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls.

When this creature enters, open an Attraction.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{7}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw X cards, where X is the number of differently named lands you control.

You can't cast permanent spells.
{4}, {T}: Add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}. When you next cast a spell this turn, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile an instant or sorcery card with lesser mana value. Until end of turn, you may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Put each other card exiled this way on the bottom of your library in a random order.

This creature can block an additional creature each combat.
Embalm {2}{W}

Up to three target creatures can't be blocked this turn.

Defender
Whenever you attack with one or more Goblins and/or Orcs, create a 2/1 colorless Construct artifact creature token with flying named Ballistic Boulder that's tapped and attacking. Sacrifice that token at end of combat.

This spell can't be countered.
Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.