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Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated. You gain control of all Equipment that were attached to it.

Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is 3 plus the number of cards named Muscle Burst in all graveyards.

{2}{R}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals 2 damage to any target.

When Veteran Charger enters the battlefield, choose a creature card in your hand. It perpetually gets +2/+2.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B}.
{1}{B}: This land becomes a 1/1 black Skeleton creature with "{B}: Regenerate this creature" until end of turn. It's still a land.

{T}: Add {C}.
{3}{G}{W}, {T}, Tap two untapped creatures you control, Sacrifice this land: Create an 8/8 green and white Elemental creature token with vigilance.

[+1]: Draw a card, then discard a card at random.
[–4]: Tibalt deals damage equal to the number of cards in target player's hand to that player.
[–6]: Gain control of all creatures until end of turn. Untap them. They gain haste until end of turn.

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact or creature: Exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.

Flying
Whenever you gain life during your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Vampire Scrivener.
Whenever you lose life during your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Vampire Scrivener.

Attacking creatures gain first strike until end of turn.

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to attacking artifact creatures you control.
Whenever one or more artifact creatures you control enter, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Vigilance
Whenever an artifact you control enters, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Creatures you control gain first strike and vigilance until end of turn. After this main phase, there is an additional combat phase followed by an additional main phase.

Whenever this creature attacks, untap all creatures defending player controls.

Choose target creature. You get {E}{E}, then you may pay any amount of {E}. The creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn for each {E} paid this way.

Whenever a creature deals damage to this creature, this creature deals that much damage to that creature.
Whenever a spell deals damage to this creature, this creature deals that much damage to that spell's controller.

When this enchantment enters, if it's not a token, each of your teammates creates a token that's a copy of this enchantment.
You have hexproof.

Whenever you cast a historic spell, target player mills two cards.

Enchant creature
When enchanted creature dies, this Aura deals damage equal to that creature's toughness to the creature's controller.

Whenever you cycle a card, you may have this enchantment become a 5/4 Dinosaur creature with trample and haste in addition to its other types until end of turn.

Whenever you planeswalk here, at the beginning of your upkeep, or whenever chaos ensues, put a glass counter on up to one target nonland permanent.
When you planeswalk away from here, destroy all permanents with glass counters on them.

You may cast this spell as though it had flash if you pay {2} more to cast it.
For each creature your opponents control, create a Cursed Role token attached to that creature.

Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, this creature gets +2/+0 and gains first strike and haste until end of turn.

Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create two 1/1 black Rat creature tokens.