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When Edgar enters, draw a card for each artifact you control.
Two-Headed Coin — The first time you flip one or more coins each turn, those coins come up heads and you win those flips.

Trample
Whenever one or more cards leave your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
When this creature dies, you gain life equal to its power.

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to one or more blocking creatures, manifest the top card of your library.

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control.

{U}, {T}: Return target permanent you control to its owner's hand.

Vigilance
Mobilize 3

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste and menace until end of turn.

This creature can't be blocked.

Return target nonland permanent or suspended card to its owner's hand.

When Bram, Baguette Brawler enters the battlefield, create a Food token.
Each noncreature Food you control is an Equipment with equip {1} and "Equipped creature gets +1/+1."

Flying
Whenever this Vehicle becomes crewed, up to one other target Vehicle you control becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.
Crew 3

Enchant creature you control
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1.
Whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, you may sacrifice this Aura. If you do, destroy target enchantment.

As long as this artifact is on the battlefield, it has all activated abilities of all land cards in all graveyards.

Destroy target land.

Madness {R}, cycling {1}{R}, kicker {2}{R}, flashback {3}{R}, buyback {4}{R}
Blast from the Past deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.

Flash
When this enchantment enters, you may put a name sticker on it.
Whenever you put a sticker on this enchantment, tap up to X target creatures, where X is the number of u's in name stickers on this enchantment.

{1}, Sacrifice an artifact: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn and deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Affinity for artifacts
Look at the top seven cards of your library. You may reveal up to two artifact cards from among them and put them into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

When this creature enters, target opponent loses 1 life for each Vampire you control.

Trample
Whenever another creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Orca.
When Orca dies, it deals damage equal to its power divided as you choose among any number of targets.

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature with flying.

Threshold — This creature gets +7/+7 as long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard.

At the beginning of your upkeep, this artifact deals 2 damage to you.
Sacrifice a creature: Target opponent gains control of this artifact.

Target player skips all combat phases of their next turn.

Flying
Domain — Whenever Nael, Avizoa Aeronaut deals combat damage to a player, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of basic land types among lands you control. Put up to one of them on top of your library and the rest on the bottom in a random order. Then if there are five basic land types among lands you control, draw a card.