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You draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Whenever a creature card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, you gain 1 life.

Profane Prayers deals X damage to any target and you gain X life, where X is the number of Clerics on the battlefield.

{3}{W}{B}: Exile target creature. Then if there are three or more cards exiled with Profane Procession, transform it.

Two target players exchange life totals. You create an X/X colorless Horror artifact creature token, where X is the difference between those players' life totals.

Suspend 2—{1}{B}
Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Menace
Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.
Sacrifice a Treasure: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.

When this creature enters, create a Treasure token.
This creature can't be blocked by more than one creature.

[+2]: You gain 3 life.
[0]: You draw a card and lose 1 life.
[–3]: Destroy target creature.
[–6]: You get an emblem with "Whenever you gain life, target opponent loses that much life."

The first activated ability you activate during your turn that targets a creature you control costs {2} less to activate.
Whenever one or more creatures you control become the target of an activated ability, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
[+1]: You lose 1 life. Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.
[–3]: Each opponent sacrifices a creature with the greatest power among creatures that player controls.
[–8]: Each opponent may discard a card. If they don't, they lose 3 life. Repeat this process six more times.

{T}, Discard a card: Draw a card.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice Professor Zei: Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only during your turn.

When this creature enters, learn.

Choose one —
• Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
• Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn.

When this creature enters, you may put an art sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
{2}{R}: Another target creature with an art sticker on it gets +2/+0 and gains menace until end of turn.

Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
Fuse

When Proft's Eidetic Memory enters, draw a card.
You have no maximum hand size.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you've drawn more than one card this turn, put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, where X is the number of cards you've drawn this turn minus one.

When this creature enters, incubate 3 X times.
{T}: Transform target Incubator token you control.

You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it has "At the beginning of your upkeep, if this creature isn't a token, create a token that's a copy of this creature."

As this artifact enters, choose a creature type.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{T}: The next spell of the chosen type you cast this turn can be cast as though it had flash.

Protection from everything
If Progenitus would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, reveal Progenitus and shuffle it into its owner's library instead.

Flying
Discard a card: This creature gains hexproof until end of turn. Tap it.
Whenever this creature attacks, scry 3.

Kicker {2}
Counter target spell if its mana value is 2 or less. If this spell was kicked, counter that spell if its mana value is 4 or less instead.

Whenever this creature or another Detective you control enters and whenever a Detective you control is turned face up, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

Each opponent gets a poison counter.
Draw a card.