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Each player chooses a nonland permanent they control. Return all nonland permanents not chosen this way to their owners' hands. Then you draw a card for each opponent who has more cards in their hand than you.

Target player sacrifices a creature of their choice. You gain life equal to that creature's toughness.
Rebound

Return target creature to its owner's hand.
Splice onto Arcane {3}{U}

Roll a d20.
1—9 | Draw two cards.
10—19 | Scry 2, then draw two cards.
20 | Scry 3, then draw three cards.

You may pay 1 life and exile a black card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Distribute two -2/-1 counters among one or two target creatures.

When this artifact enters, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.
{4}, {T}: Proliferate.

When Contagion Dispenser enters, proliferate.
Whenever you proliferate during your turn, draft a card from Contagion Dispenser's spellbook. This ability triggers only once each turn.

When this artifact enters, put a -1/-1 counter on each creature target player controls.
{4}, {T}: Proliferate twice.

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. If its mana value is 2 or less, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this token dies, you gain 1 life."

Surge {U}
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

This land enters tapped.

Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature attacks or blocks, its controller loses 3 life.

Draw X cards, then you get half X rad counters, rounded up.

Enchant land
Enchanted land is a Swamp.
Whenever enchanted land becomes tapped, its controller loses 2 life.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Plains, Island, or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Cycling {W}{U}{B}

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this enchantment unless you sacrifice a creature.
If a land is tapped for mana, it produces {B} instead of any other type and amount.

Whenever you cast a spell, you gain 1 life.

Enchant creature
When enchanted creature attacks, return it and this Aura to their owners' hands at end of combat.

Proliferate.
Draw a card.

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to another target creature. If excess damage was dealt this way, discover X, where X is that excess damage.

{T}: Add {C}.
{R}{G}, {T}: Target Beast creature you control fights target creature an opponent controls.

Whenever you're dealt combat damage, the attacking player gains control of this artifact and untaps it.
{2}, {T}: Draw a card and put a point counter on this artifact. Then if it has five or more point counters on it, sacrifice it and create a Treasure token.

Whenever a creature deals combat damage to you, that creature's controller gains control of this land.
{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}: Attacking creatures get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Surveil 5.

{TK}{TK} — {T}: Target creature gains haste until end of turn.
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Deathtouch, lifelink
{TK}{TK} — 5/1
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 3/5