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{B}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color.

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player returns a permanent they control to its owner's hand unless they pay 2 life.

As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature.
Whenever a creature dealt damage by this creature this turn dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Destroy target creature. Put a menace counter on a creature you control.

Target creature fights another target creature.

When this artifact enters, create a Blood token.
{3}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.

Cast this spell only before the combat damage step.
Target attacking or blocking creature gets +4/+0 until end of turn. Destroy that creature at the beginning of the next end step.

Noncreature spells you cast cost {2} less to cast.
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, counter that spell unless you sacrifice a creature.

Whenever you're dealt damage, you may put that many +1/+1 counters on this creature.
At the beginning of your end step, remove all +1/+1 counters from this creature.

Whenever you commit a crime, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. This ability triggers only once each turn.
{3}{B}: Target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

This creature can't block.
Whenever you sacrifice one or more Blood tokens, target creature can't block this turn. This ability triggers only once each turn.

First strike, protection from white

If target creature has toughness 5 or greater, it gets +4/-4 until end of turn. Otherwise, it gets +4/-X until end of turn, where X is its toughness minus 1.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gains double strike until end of turn.

Nonbasic lands are Mountains.

Choose a card type. Target opponent reveals their hand. Blood Oath deals 3 damage to that player for each card of the chosen type revealed this way.

Lifelink
When this creature enters, you may exile target card from a graveyard.
Whenever you surveil, if this card is in your graveyard, you may pay 3 life. If you do, return this card to your hand.

Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.

Sacrifice this creature: Add {B}.

This creature has first strike as long as it's attacking.
When this creature dies, create a Blood token.

Look at the top four cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. You lose 2 life.

Menace
Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

{1}{R}, Sacrifice a creature: This enchantment deals 2 damage to any target.

If you would draw a card while you have no cards in hand, instead you draw two cards and you lose 1 life.