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Skemfar Elderhall enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add {G}.
{2}{B}{B}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice Skemfar Elderhall: Up to one target creature you don't control gets -2/-2 until end of turn. Create two 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature tokens. Activate only as a sorcery.

Exploit
Whenever a creature you control exploits a nontoken creature, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

{1}{B}, Sacrifice another creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on Skyclave Shadowcat.
Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it dies, draw a card.

Alliance — Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.

When Sorcerer Class enters the battlefield, draw two cards, then discard two cards.
{U}{R}: Level 2
Creatures you control have "{T}: Add {U} or {R}. Spend this mana only to cast an instant or sorcery spell or to gain a Class level."
{3}{U}{R}: Level 3
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, that spell deals damage to each opponent equal to the number of instant and sorcery spells you've cast this turn.

Whenever Soul of Windgrace enters the battlefield or attacks, you may put a land card from a graveyard onto the battlefield tapped under your control.
{G}, Discard a land card: You gain 3 life.
{1}{R}, Discard a land card: Draw a card.
{2}{B}, Discard a land card: Soul of Windgrace gains indestructible until end of turn. Tap it.

When Spara's Adjudicators enters the battlefield, target creature an opponent controls can't attack or block until your next turn.
{2}, Exile Spara's Adjudicators from your hand: Target land gains "{T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}" until Spara's Adjudicators is cast from exile. You may cast Spara's Adjudicators for as long as it remains exiled.

Flying
When Speakeasy Server enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each other creature you control.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -2/-0.
If Spectral Binding would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, put a book counter on Spell Satchel.
{T}, Remove a book counter from Spell Satchel: Add {C}.
{3}, {T}, Remove three book counters from Spell Satchel: Draw a card.

Exile up to five target permanent cards from your graveyard and separate them into two piles. An opponent chooses one of those piles. Put that pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact.
Create two tapped Powerstone tokens. If the sacrificed artifact was legendary, draw a card.

Kicker {G}
When Sprouting Goblin enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, search your library for a land card with a basic land type, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
{R}, {T}, Sacrifice a land: Draw a card.

{3}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain vigilance until end of turn. Activate only during your turn.

When Stimulus Package enters the battlefield, create two Treasure tokens.
Sacrifice a Treasure: Create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token.

Exploit
When Stitched Assistant exploits a creature, scry 1, then draw a card.

Domain — {3}{G}: Until end of turn, Sunbathing Rootwalla gets +1/+1 for each basic land type among lands you control. Activate only once each turn.

Flying
Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, target creature you control has base power 2 until end of turn.

Flying
As long as there are five or more mana values among cards in your graveyard, Syndicate Infiltrator gets +2/+2.

Flying, trample
When Tanazir Quandrix enters the battlefield, double the number of +1/+1 counters on target creature you control.
Whenever Tanazir Quandrix attacks, you may have the base power and toughness of other creatures you control become equal to Tanazir Quandrix's power and toughness until end of turn.

Land creatures you control have flying.
Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, if you control seven or more lands, up to one target land you control becomes a 3/3 Elemental creature with haste. It's still a land.

Each opponent can cast spells only any time they could cast a sorcery.
[+1]: Until your next turn, you may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash.
[–3]: Return up to one target artifact, creature, or enchantment to its owner's hand. Draw a card.

When Tenured Inkcaster enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it attacks, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

When The Meathook Massacre enters the battlefield, each creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.
Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.

Indestructible
When The One Ring enters the battlefield, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring.
{T}: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.