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Each player puts a vow counter on a creature they control and sacrifices the rest. Each of those creatures can't attack you or planeswalkers you control for as long as it has a vow counter on it.

Choose one —
• You draw five cards and you lose 5 life.
• Create an X/X black Demon creature token with flying, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
Entwine {4}

Whenever a creature you control dies, exile it.
At the beginning of each end step, if you control no creatures, sacrifice this enchantment and return all cards exiled with it to the battlefield under your control.

Soulshift 7

When this creature dies, if it had a +1/+1 counter on it, draw a card.

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Haste
Selfie Shot — Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, if at least four mana was spent to cast it, create a Treasure token.

Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you.

Devoid
Creature tokens you control have evolve.
{3}{G}: Create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

When Propagator Primordium enters, conjure two cards named Propagator Primordium into your graveyard.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a spore counter on Propagator Primordium.
Remove three spore counters from Propagator Primordium: Return target Fungus creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Flying
Fabricate 1

Whenever a creature you control dies, you gain life equal to that creature's toughness.

Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has protection from die rolls. (Nothing that lets a player roll a die can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to equipped creature.)
Equip {2}

Reveal the top card of target opponent's library. If it's a land, you gain 1 life. Then that player shuffles.
Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Devoid
{3}{C}: Draw a card.

Untap all creatures and lands you control during each other player's untap step.
You may cast creature spells as though they had flash.

When this creature enters, scry 2.

Vigilance
When this creature enters, draw cards equal to the number of Zombies you control or the number of Zombie cards in your graveyard, whichever is greater.

Prophetic Bolt deals 4 damage to any target. Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Double strike, trample
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.

When this artifact enters, draw a card.
{1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has haste and "{T}, Discard a card: Draw a card."

Delirium — When this creature enters, choose one. If there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, choose both instead.
• This creature deals 4 damage to any target.
• Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Allows Richard to propose marriage to Lily. If the proposal is accepted both players win; mix the cards in play, both libraries, and both graveyards as a shared deck.

Deathtouch
Mystic Arcanum — At the beginning of your end step, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.
Pact Boon — Whenever you play a card from exile, create a Treasure token.