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When a player casts a spell or a creature attacks, exile Norin. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Norin can't block.
Whenever a creature you control becomes blocked, you may exile it. You may play that card from exile this turn.

Norman Osborn can't be blocked.
Whenever Norman Osborn deals combat damage to a player, he connives.
{1}{U}{B}{R}: Transform Norman Osborn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creatures can't attack you or planeswalkers you control unless their controller pays {W/P} for each of those creatures.

Flying, first strike
Whenever a commander you control enters or attacks, proliferate.

Whenever one or more creatures an opponent controls deal combat damage to you, that opponent gets a poison counter.
Whenever a player attacks, if one or more players being attacked are poisoned, the attacking player draws a card.

{1}{W}, Sacrifice a historic permanent: Seek a historic card.

When you planeswalk away from Norn's Dominion, destroy each nonland permanent without a fate counter on it, then remove all fate counters from all permanents.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may put a fate counter on target permanent.

Toxic 1
Corrupted — When Norn's Fetchling enters, conjure a card named Plains into your hand. If an opponent has three or more poison counters, you may seek a nonland card instead.

When this creature enters, incubate 2.
Whenever a permanent you control transforms into a Phyrexian, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

When you planeswalk to Norn's Seedcore, chaos ensues.
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal cards from the top of your planar deck until you reveal a plane card. Planeswalk to it, except don't planeswalk away from any plane. Put the rest of the revealed cards on the bottom of your planar deck in any order.

Whenever a creature you control dies, scry 1 and put an oil counter on this artifact.
{1}, {T}, Remove two oil counters from this artifact: Draw a card.

{T}: Untap target blue creature.
{T}: Choose target non-Wall creature the active player has controlled continuously since the beginning of the turn. That creature attacks this turn if able. Destroy it at the beginning of the next end step if it didn't attack this turn. Activate only before attackers are declared.

At the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent draws a card and creates a Treasure token.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 2/2 white Alien creature token. When you do, tap target nontoken creature an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on it.

{4}, {T}: For one spell this turn, you may spend mana as though it were mana of any type to pay that spell's mana cost.

{W}{W}, {T}: Destroy target black permanent.

Reach

{T}: You may put a green creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. Activate only during your turn, before attackers are declared.

This creature can't be blocked by more than one creature.

Whenever this creature becomes blocked, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard X cards.
Return X target cards from your graveyard to your hand. Exile Nostalgic Dreams.

{T}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target face-down creature.

Until end of turn, target creature you control gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control, then create a Wicked Role token attached to it."

Put target card from a graveyard on your choice of the top or bottom of its owner's library. Create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.