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Offspring {2}
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to target opponent.

Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is that spell's mana value.
{3}{U}: Target creature token can't be blocked this turn.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have 10 or less life, you gain 1 life.

You may exert this creature as it attacks.
Whenever you exert a creature, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Rebound

Whenever a creature dies, if another creature is on the battlefield, return the first card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

This creature attacks each combat if able.
Cycling {B/R}

As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

[+2]: Search your library for a basic Mountain card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
[–3]: Koth deals damage to target creature equal to the number of Mountains you control.
[–7]: You get an emblem with "Whenever a Mountain you control enters, this emblem deals 4 damage to any target."

Flying
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Ninjutsu {3}{B}
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player discards two cards.

You may pay {1} and return a basic land you control to its owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
This artifact enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Violent Eruption deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of targets.
Madness {1}{R}{R}

Target creature gains double strike until end of turn.

Trample
Ward—Discard a card.
Whenever this Vehicle becomes crewed for the first time each turn, if it was crewed by exactly two creatures, it gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw two cards" until end of turn.
Crew 4

Visit — Choose target creature that hasn't been phased out with this Attraction. That creature phases out until you roll a 3 or less while rolling to visit your Attractions.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile a creature card from your graveyard.
{3}{U}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Draw a card.

Flying, vigilance
{T}: When target creature other than this creature dies this turn, return that card to the battlefield under your control.

Whenever a player casts a spell with mana value 3 or less, this creature deals 2 damage to that player.

Trample
Whenever one or more creatures you control with trample deal combat damage to a player, create an X/X green Dinosaur Beast creature token with trample, where X is the amount of damage those creatures dealt to that player.

Job select
Equipped creature gets +0/+2, is a Wizard in addition to its other types, and has "Whenever this creature attacks, exile up to one target instant or sorcery card from defending player's graveyard. If you do, copy it. You may cast the copy by paying {3} rather than paying its mana cost."
Spirit of the Whalaqee — Equip {2}

Geistflame deals 1 damage to any target.
Flashback {3}{R}

Whenever one or more other nontoken permanents with a name originally printed in the Arabian Nights expansion are on the battlefield, their controllers sacrifice them.
Players can't cast spells or play lands with a name originally printed in the Arabian Nights expansion.