mtg.wtf

Graft 4
{1}, Remove two +1/+1 counters from among creatures you control: Draw a card.

{T}: Add {C}.
{G}{U}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature that entered this turn.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control permanents with names that include all twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, you win the game.

Team Cloudspire — This spell deals 3 damage to any target.
Team Speed Demons — Exile the top two cards of your library. You may play those cards until your next end step.

Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of mirrors on walls you can see from your seat.

Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. They gain vigilance until end of turn. The Ring tempts you.

Flash
When this enchantment enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -3/-3 until end of turn.
Creatures your opponents control can be the targets of spells and abilities as though they didn't have hexproof. Ward abilities of those creatures don't trigger.

Creatures you control get +2/+2 until end of turn. Whenever a creature blocks this turn, its controller gets a poison counter.

{T}: Add {B} or {G}. You get a poison counter.

Flying
When this creature dies, you may destroy target creature with mana value 3 or less.

Enchant land
Enchanted land has "{T}: This land deals 1 damage to each creature and each player."

Menace
When this creature enters, you may destroy another target creature. If a creature is destroyed this way, you gain life equal to its toughness.

Whenever this creature or another Zombie enters, all non-Zombie creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Destroy target creature or planeswalker that's green or white. You gain 1 life.

Deathtouch

This creature enters with four -1/-1 counters on it.
Wither
Whenever you cast a black spell, remove a -1/-1 counter from this creature.
Whenever you cast a green spell, remove a -1/-1 counter from this creature.

Choose one — Noxious Hydra Breath deals 5 damage to each player; or destroy each tapped non-Head creature.

Put target card from a graveyard on top of its owner's library.

When this creature dies, each opponent discards a card.

Each player reveals their hand, chooses one card of each color from it, then discards all other nonland cards.

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, you may put three +1/+1 counters on target land you control. If you do, that land becomes a 0/0 Elemental creature with haste that's still a land.

When this creature enters, you may return target red sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
When this creature enters, you may return target blue instant card from your graveyard to your hand.

Each creature gets twice -X/-X until end of turn. Each player gets X rad counters.

{2}, {T}: Create a 0/1 colorless Pest artifact creature token.

{1}, {T}: Create a Food token.
Whenever you sacrifice a Food, create a tapped Treasure token.