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Flying
Deathtouch
{2}{R}: This creature gains first strike until end of turn.

{B/P}: This creature gains infect until end of turn.

Menace, deathtouch
Instant and sorcery spells you control have deathtouch.

Flying
Toxic 1

{2}{G}: This creature gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Celebration — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if two or more nonland permanents entered the battlefield under your control this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, put target creature card from an opponent's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.

Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, you may put a ki counter on this creature.
{1}, Remove X ki counters from this creature: Add X mana of any one color.

Look at the top three cards of your library. You may put those cards on the bottom of your library in any order. If you do, return Petals of Insight to its owner's hand. Otherwise, draw three cards.

{T}: Target player chooses a card name, then reveals the top card of their library. If that card has the chosen name, that player puts it into their hand. If it doesn't, the player puts it into their graveyard.

When this creature enters, exile two target lands.
When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled cards to the battlefield under their owners' control.
{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, return this creature to its owner's hand.

When this creature enters, exile target land.
When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}, Sacrifice this land: Return target land card from your graveyard to your hand.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.
Suspend 2—{G}

This spell can't be countered.
Bloodthirst X
Protection from instants

Enchant artifact or creature
Enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.

Devoid
When you cast this spell, tap up to one target creature and put a stun counter on it.
Reach

Reach
When this creature enters, open an Attraction.

Freerunning {1}{B}
Look at the top two cards of target opponent's library and exile those cards face down. You may play those cards for as long as they remain exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast them. Create a Treasure token.

Destroy target creature with power 3 or less.

Return target nonland permanent an opponent controls to its owner's hand.

{1}{B}: Regenerate this creature.

Creature tokens you control have haste.
Parley — At the beginning of combat on your turn, each player reveals the top card of their library. For each land card revealed this way, you create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token. Then creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn for each nonland card revealed this way. Then each player draws a card.

When Phage enters, if you didn't cast it from your hand, you lose the game.
Whenever Phage deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature. It can't be regenerated.
Whenever Phage deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game.