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Blocking creatures get +0/+3 until end of turn.

Target player mills two cards. Draw two cards.

Protection from red
{W}, Sacrifice this creature: The next time a red source of your choice would deal damage this turn, prevent that damage.

Protection from black
{W}, Sacrifice this creature: The next time a black source of your choice would deal damage this turn, prevent that damage.

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
{6}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Flying
When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Destroy target artifact or land. It can't be regenerated.

Exile target creature with toughness 4 or greater.

Defender
As long as this creature is enchanted, it can attack as though it didn't have defender.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack or block.
Enchanted creature has "At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life."

Kicker {3}
Reach
If this creature was kicked, it enters with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Shroud

Deathtouch
Whenever Pinchy McStingbutt deals combat damage to a player, conjure a card named Death of a Thousand Stings, Lethal Sting, or Stinging Shot at random into your hand and reveal it. (Treat conjured cards like cards.)

Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Drone artifact creature token with flying and "This token can block only creatures with flying."
Warp {U/R}

When this artifact enters, exile all artifacts and creatures with mana value 2 or less until this artifact leaves the battlefield.
{6}{W}{W}: Put each card exiled with this artifact into its owner's graveyard, then create a 2/2 colorless Robot artifact creature token for each card put into a graveyard this way. Sacrifice this artifact.

Whenever this creature or another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice another permanent: Transform this creature.

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a devotion counter on this creature. Then if a creature named Eight-and-a-Half-Tails is on the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each devotion counter on this creature.
{T}, Remove a devotion counter from this creature: You gain 1 life.

{2}{G}, {T}: Roll a six-sided die. It becomes a green Die creature token with power and toughness each equal to its result.
{2}{U}, {T}: Reroll any die. (Activate only any time it makes sense.)

Partner with Toothy, Imaginary Friend
If one or more counters would be put on a permanent your team controls, that many plus one of each of those kinds of counters are put on that permanent instead.

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target Pirate you control.
Equipped creature gets +2/+1.
Equip {2}

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control.
Equipped creature gets +3/+1.
Equip—Sacrifice an artifact.

Defender
As long as you've cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, this creature can attack as though it didn't have defender.

Destroy target creature with flying. Its controller gets a poison counter.

Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, that player gets a poison counter.

Defender
Whenever you discard a card, you may sacrifice this creature. If you do, return the discarded card from your graveyard to your hand.