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Destroy target creature or planeswalker. If today's date is May 6th, scry 1. If today's date is May 7th, fateseal 1. (To fateseal 1, look at the top card of an opponent's library. You may put that card on the bottom of their library.)

Demonstrate (When you cast this spell, you may copy it. If you do, choose an opponent to also copy it.)
Choose two basic land types. Create the appropriate Shockland token. (For example, if you choose Island and Swamp, you'd get a Watery Grave token.)

{3}{R}{G}{W}, {T}: Look at the top five cards of your library. You may put a creature card with power 5 or greater from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a creature card with power 5 or greater, put it into your hand. Otherwise, you may put it on the bottom of your library.

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control if you control a creature with power 5 or greater. Then you gain 10 life if you control a creature with power 10 or greater. Then you win the game if you control a creature with power 20 or greater.

Whenever a player sacrifices a permanent, this creature deals 1 damage to any target.

Menace
Whenever this creature attacks, target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Blitz {1}{R}

Other Human creatures you control get +1/+1.
At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform this creature.

Deathtouch
Multicolored creatures you control have deathtouch.

Trample
Multicolored creatures you control have trample.

Flying
Multicolored creatures you control have flying.

Haste
Multicolored creatures you control have haste.

Vigilance
Multicolored creatures you control have vigilance.

{1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.
{2}{G}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target creature you control gets +3/+3 and gains trample until end of turn. Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.

{T}: Untap target attacking creature. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by that creature this turn.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Untap target attacking creature with shadow. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by that creature this turn.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {C}.
{3}, {T}, Return this land to its owner's hand: Search your library for a Gate card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. If you control ten or more Gates with different names, you win the game.

Flash
Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, if enchanted creature has toxic, that creature gains hexproof until end of turn.
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.

{T}, Put a page counter on this artifact: Scry 1.
{2}, {T}, Put a page counter on this artifact: Draw a card.
When there are four or more page counters on this artifact, exile it. If you do, you gain 4 life.

Flying
Whenever a player sacrifices another permanent, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Whenever an enchanted creature attacks one of your opponents, it gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn.
Whenever an Aura you control is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, exile it. Until the end of your next turn, you may cast that card.

Tempting offer — When Maître Tree enters the battlefield, create a token from the menu. Each opponent may also create a token from the menu. For each opponent who does, you create a token of the same type.
• Treasure
• Food
• 1/1 green Squirrel
• 3/3 green Beast

At the beginning of combat on your turn, put your choice of a +1/+1, first strike, vigilance, or menace counter on Me.
Counters remain on Me as it moves to any zone other than a player's hand or library.
You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding two cards in addition to paying its other costs.

When this creature leaves the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature target player controls.
Evoke {3}{W}

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has islandwalk and "Whenever this creature attacks, exile it and Meandered Towershell. Return it to the battlefield under your control tapped and attacking at the beginning of the declare attackers step on your next turn, then return Meandered Towershell to the battlefield under its owner's control attached to that creature."