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Menace
Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you get {E}.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {E}{E}. If you do, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

{2}{G}: This enchantment deals 1 damage to target creature. Create a 1/1 green Splinter creature token. It has flying and "Cumulative upkeep {G}." When it leaves the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to you and each creature you control.

All Slivers have "{2}, Sacrifice this permanent: This permanent deals 2 damage to any target."

{U}{U}, Return two Islands you control to their owner's hand: Return target creature to its owner's hand.

When this creature enters, you may destroy target artifact.

Morph—Sacrifice two Mountains.
When this creature is turned face up, it deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three target creatures.

Add {B}{B}{B}.
Threshold — Add {B}{B}{B}{B}{B} instead if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a verse counter on this enchantment.
{U}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Return up to X target permanents to their owners' hands, where X is the number of verse counters on this enchantment.

Flash
{2}{B}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Activated abilities of creatures you control cost {2} less to activate. This effect can't reduce the mana in that cost to less than one mana.
{T}: The next time target creature adapts this turn, it adapts as though it had no +1/+1 counters on it.

Tap target creature. Create a Cursed Role token attached to it.

Metalcraft — This creature gets +2/+2 as long as you control three or more artifacts.

Survival — At the beginning of your second main phase, if this creature is tapped, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, you gain 3 life.
Enchanted creature has flying.
{W}: Put this Aura on top of its owner's library.

When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a Human card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

As Mimeoplasm enters, exile up to X creature cards from your graveyard. It enters with three +1/+1 counters on it for each creature card exiled this way.
{2}: Mimeoplasm becomes a copy of target creature card exiled with it, except it's 0/0 and has this ability.

Kicker {5}{R}
Fight with Fire deals 5 damage to target creature. If this spell was kicked, it deals 10 damage divided as you choose among any number of targets instead.

Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

{1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

This land enters tapped.
You may choose not to untap this land during your untap step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if this land is tapped, put a storage counter on it.
{T}, Remove any number of storage counters from this land: Add {W} for each storage counter removed this way.

When this enchantment enters, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
Morbid — At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, populate.

Draw two cards.
Cycling {U}

{T}: Add {G} or {W}.
{4}{G}{W}: This artifact becomes a 4/4 green and white Dragon artifact creature with flying until end of turn.

Fear
{B}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.