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This creature can't block.
This creature has menace as long as you control another Pirate.

Up to three target creatures can't be blocked this turn.

{1}, {T}, Discard a card: Create a 1/1 colorless Sliver artifact creature token named Metallic Sliver.

Haste
Myriad

Reach
When this creature enters, if you control another creature with power 4 or greater, this creature deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Flying, vigilance, menace
Whenever Yennett attacks, reveal the top card of your library. You may cast it without paying its mana cost if its mana value is odd. If you don't cast it, draw a card.

{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact.

When this Vehicle enters, create three colorless artifact tokens named Banana with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add {R} or {G}. You gain 2 life."
Whenever you sacrifice a Banana, you may have it deal 2 damage to target attacking creature.
Crew 1

Kabira Takedown deals damage equal to the number of creatures you control to target creature or planeswalker.

Sacrifice this creature: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature unless that creature's controller has this creature deal 2 damage to them.

Vigilance

Whenever a player casts a spell that targets a single player, each player rolls a six-sided die. Change the target of that spell to the player with the lowest result. Reroll to break ties, if necessary.

This creature can't be blocked.
Whenever another Merfolk you control enters, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Xantcha enters under the control of an opponent of your choice.
Xantcha attacks each combat if able and can't attack its owner or planeswalkers its owner controls.
{3}: Xantcha's controller loses 2 life and you draw a card. Any player may activate this ability.

Flying
Other Spirits you control get +1/+1.

Megamorph {1}{G}
When this creature is turned face up, destroy target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls.

You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it's an Illusion in addition to its other types and it has "When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it."

{2}{R}: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Each creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.
[–3]: You gain life equal to the greatest toughness among creatures you control.

Equipped creature has first strike.
As long as equipped creature is a Human, it gets +1/+1.
Equip {1}

Devoid (This card has no color.)
Deworded (This creature counts as having no abilities.)
When you cast this spell, put a primeval counter on target creature. (A creature with a primeval counter loses all abilities and can't gain abilities.)

Flying
Haste

Deathtouch
Specialize {2}. Activate only if a player has 13 or less life.
At the beginning of your end step, Shadowheart, Sharran Cleric deals 1 damage to each player.

All artifacts have "At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this artifact unless you pay {1}."

Target creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn if its power is 2. Then it fights target creature you don't control.