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At the beginning of each end step, draw a card if you've cast a spell from a graveyard or activated an ability of a card in a graveyard this turn.

If you would draw a card while your library has no cards in it, you win the game instead.

When this creature enters, return target host card or card with augment from your graveyard to your hand.

Trample
Whenever you attack, you may pay {1}{R}. When you do, target creature can't block this turn.

Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets this creature, this creature deals 2 damage to any target.

When this creature becomes the target of a spell, sacrifice it.
Embalm {3}{U}

Whenever this creature blocks a creature, that creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Menace
Whenever a creature you control with menace becomes blocked, defending player sacrifices a creature of their choice that's blocking it.
{B}{R}: Creatures you control with menace get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Whenever this creature becomes blocked, you may have it deal damage equal to its power to target creature. If you do, this creature assigns no combat damage this turn.

Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature becomes blocked, you may have it deal damage equal to its power to target creature. If you do, the first creature assigns no combat damage this turn.

Whenever this creature becomes blocked, you may have it deal damage equal to its power to target creature. If you do, this creature assigns no combat damage this turn.

Whenever this creature becomes blocked, you may have it deal damage equal to its power to target creature. If you do, this creature assigns no combat damage this turn.

Whenever this creature becomes blocked, you may have it deal damage equal to its power to target creature. If you do, this creature assigns no combat damage this turn.

Target creature gains deathtouch until end of turn.
Draw a card.

Lacerate Flesh deals 4 damage to target creature. Create a number of Blood tokens equal to the amount of excess damage dealt to that creature this way.

Flying
Spells cast by players wearing at least one item of women's clothing cost {1} less to cast. (You can define women's clothing as you see fit. Be reasonable.)

{T}: Lady Caleria deals 3 damage to target attacking or blocking creature.

{W}{B}, {T}: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by target creature this turn.

Whenever you draw your first or second card each turn, put an ingenuity counter on Lady Octopus.
{T}: You may cast an artifact spell from your hand with mana value less than or equal to the number of ingenuity counters on Lady Octopus without paying its mana cost.

{T}: Return Lady Sun and another target creature to their owners' hands. Activate only during your turn, before attackers are declared.

Horsemanship

Flying
Celebration — At the beginning of your end step, if two or more nonland permanents entered the battlefield under your control this turn, draw a card.

Exile all nontoken creatures you control, then roll a d20.
1—9 | Return those cards to the battlefield under their owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
10—20 | Return those cards to the battlefield under their owner's control, then exile them again. Return those cards to the battlefield under their owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Double strike
When this creature enters or specializes, seek a nonland permanent card with mana value 3 or less.