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First strike
At the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent gains control of this creature if the number of permanents is even.
This creature can attack as though it had haste unless it entered this turn.

Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gets +2/+0 and gains haste until end of turn.
Madness {3}{R}

Flying
{2}{B}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Target land becomes the basic land type of your choice until end of turn.
Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

All creatures attack each combat if able.
All creatures block each combat if able.

Riot
Menace

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target Pirate you control.
Equipped creature gets +2/+1.
Equip {2}

Flying
When this creature enters, each opponent sacrifices a permanent of their choice unless they pay {3}.
This creature can block only creatures with flying.

This land enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands.
{T}: Add {G} or {W}.

Trample
Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, this creature gets +1/+1, is black, and has "{2}{B}, {T}: Destroy target green creature."

This creature can't be blocked by artifact creatures.
Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, that creature's controller sacrifices it at end of combat. If the player does, they create a 0/2 colorless Wall artifact creature token with defender.

Vigilance
When Casal enters, search your library for a Forest card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Whenever Casal attacks, you may pay {1}{G}. If you do, transform her.

Torrent of Lava deals X damage to each creature without flying.
As long as Torrent of Lava is on the stack, each creature has "{T}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to this creature by Torrent of Lava this turn."

When this creature enters, exile all cards from your hand.
When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled cards to their owner's hand.

All Slivers have "At the beginning of your upkeep, this permanent deals 1 damage to you."

Target creature gets +0/+5 and gains reach until end of turn.

At the beginning of your end step, you may sacrifice another enchantment. If you do, search your library for a creature card with mana value equal to 1 plus the sacrificed enchantment's mana value, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Double strike, haste
Whenever this creature attacks, you get {E}{E}, then you may pay eight {E}. If you pay, untap all creatures you control, and after this phase, there is an additional combat phase.

When this artifact enters, draw a card.
{2}, {T}: Target Mount you control becomes saddled until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
{2}, {T}: Target Vehicle you control becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.

Destroy all Islands.

{T}: Add {W}.

Destroy target Mountain. Peak Eruption deals 3 damage to that land's controller.

Whenever a spell or ability an opponent controls destroys a noncreature permanent you control, you may destroy target permanent that opponent controls.