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Trample
At the beginning of each player's end step, this creature deals 4 damage to that player unless they control a commander.

Flying
As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result.
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die and put a number of +1/+1 counters on this creature equal to the result.
At the beginning of your end step, roll a six-sided die and remove a number of +1/+1 counters from this creature equal to the result.

Each creature you control gets +3/+3 until end of turn and must be blocked this turn if able.

Ninjutsu {1}{B}
Lifelink

This artifact enters with three wish counters on it.
{5}, {T}, Remove a wish counter from this artifact: Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Exchange your graveyard and library. Then shuffle your library.

Last Kiss deals 2 damage to target creature and you gain 2 life.

Lifelink
Exploit
Other legendary creatures you control have exploit.
Whenever a creature you control exploits a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+3.
When enchanted creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, destroy that creature. It can't be regenerated.

Sandstorm deals 1 damage to each attacking creature.

Double strike, haste
Whenever this creature attacks, you get {E}{E}, then you may pay eight {E}. If you pay, untap all creatures you control, and after this phase, there is an additional combat phase.

Sacrifice this creature: It deals 2 damage to any target.

Whenever a permanent you control is dealt damage, this creature deals that much damage to any target.
{1}{R}: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
Nightbound

Nonbasic lands are Islands.

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

{T}: Choose a creature card in your hand. It perpetually gains haste.

Myojin of Grim Betrayal enters with an indestructible counter on it if you cast it from your hand.
Remove an indestructible counter from Myojin of Grim Betrayal: Put onto the battlefield under your control all creature cards in all graveyards that were put there from anywhere this turn.

As this land enters, you may pay 3 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
{T}: Add {W}.

Flying

Look at target opponent's hand.
Draw a card.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+3.
As long as enchanted creature is a Human, it has trample.

Target creature you control gets +1/+2 until end of turn. It fights target creature you don't control.

Flying
Whenever a permanent owned by another player is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Each creature you control must be blocked if able.
{4}: Exile target creature that's blocking a creature you control.