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Destroy target creature. Its controller discards a card.

Destroy target permanent an opponent controls. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Destroy target tapped creature.

Assault deals 2 damage to any target.

Each creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.
{G}: Target creature with defender can attack this turn as though it didn't have defender.
{2}{G}: Creatures you control get +0/+1 until end of turn.

Flying

Target creature gains double strike until end of turn.

Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has haste, can't attack you or planeswalkers you control, and can't be sacrificed.
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, you may have that player gain control of equipped creature until end of turn. If you do, untap it.
Equip {3}

Flying, trample

Amass Orcs X, then Goblins and Orcs you control gain double strike and haste until end of turn.

When this creature enters, you get {E}{E}.
Whenever an artifact creature you control attacks, you may pay {E}. If you do, put your choice of a +1/+1, first strike, or trample counter on that creature.

Create three 2/2 green and white Elf Knight creature tokens with vigilance.

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a muster counter on this enchantment. Then create a 1/1 red and white Soldier creature token with haste for each muster counter on this enchantment.

You may look at the top card of your library any time.
Once each turn, you may cast a creature spell with power 2 or less from the top of your library.

Hidden agenda
Creatures you control with the chosen name have "When this creature dies, you may pay {B}. If you do, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token."

Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature, this creature deals 3 damage to that creature and 3 damage to that creature's controller.

Vigilance
Assembled Ensemble's power is equal to the number of Robots you control.
Whenever you cast a spell with an artifact creature in its art, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

{4}, {T}: Reveal a creature card in your hand. Search your library for a card with the same name as that card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

{T}: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Affinity for artifacts
Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.

Counter target creature or battle spell unless its controller pays {4}. If they do, you incubate 2.

When this Equipment enters, exile up to one target creature until this Equipment leaves the battlefield.
Whenever this Equipment becomes attached to a creature, for as long as this Equipment remains attached to it, that creature becomes a copy of a creature card exiled with this Equipment.
Equip {2}

Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½.
Whenever another Donkey enters, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. That creature gains indestructible until end of turn.

Exile target creature. Put X +1/+1 counters on a commander creature you control, where X is the power of the creature exiled this way.