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Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell, if that spell targets only this creature, copy the spell for each other creature that spell could target. Each copy targets a different one of those creatures.

Islandwalk
When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library, then put them back in any order.

This creature can't block and can't be blocked.

Fear
{2}{U}{B}: Each unblocked creature has base power and toughness 4/1 until end of turn.

Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, this creature gains flying until end of turn. Surveil 1.

Create a 2/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying.

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}: This land becomes a 1/1 Phyrexian Blinkmoth artifact creature with flying and infect until end of turn. It's still a land.

Flying
{3}{B}: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Ward {2}
Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, this creature gets +1/+0 and gains lifelink until end of turn.

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to you this turn. For each 1 damage prevented this way, create a 2/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying.

Trample
Islandwalk
Shroud

Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2, has flying, and is a Demon in addition to its other types.
When this Aura enters, all non-Demon creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.

Discard a card: This creature gets +1/+0 and gains menace until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Add {R} for each card in your hand.

Cumulative upkeep—Pay 2 life.
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to creatures you control.

Target creature deals damage to itself equal to its power.

Bushido 2

When this creature enters, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains haste until end of turn.
Evoke {R}

{2}{R}: Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn. If this is the third time this ability has resolved this turn, creatures you control gain first strike until end of turn.

Flying
{2}{W/U}: Attacking creatures with flying get +1/+1 until end of turn.
Whenever three or more creatures you control with flying attack, each player gains control of a nonland permanent of your choice controlled by the player to their right.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
{G}: Level 2
Permanents you control with counters on them have ward {1}.
{3}{G}: Level 3
If you would put one or more counters on a permanent or player, put twice that many of each of those kinds of counters on that permanent or player instead.

{W}, {T}: Tap target creature.
Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, untap this creature.

Each player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Whenever this creature is dealt 3 or more damage, investigate.