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This creature enters tapped.
When this creature dies, open an Attraction.
Whenever you roll to visit your Attractions, if you roll a 6, you may return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Choose one —
• Counter target creature or enchantment spell.
• Return one or two target creatures and/or enchantments you own to your hand.

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player loses 1 life and discards a card.
Hellbent — Skip your upkeep step if you have no cards in hand.
Madness {2}{B}{B}

If you're on the Mirran team, Unclaimed Cat has lifelink.
If you're on the Phyrexian team, Unclaimed Cat has Toxic 1. (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.)

Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, sacrifice a land.

{1}, {T}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a Treasure token.

At the beginning of your upkeep, this enchantment deals 5 damage to any target.
At the beginning of each end step, your life total becomes 5.
Creatures without flying can't attack you.

Whenever a player taps a land for mana, this enchantment deals 1 damage to that player.

Destroy target creature. If you control an artifact, Unlicensed Disintegration deals 3 damage to that creature's controller.

Devoid
Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Regenerate it.

Flying, trample
Whenever a Dragon you control attacks, it deals 2 damage to any target.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may have this creature become the color or colors of your choice.

Flying
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card.
Unearth {1}{B}

Return target creature to its owner's hand.

{3}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can block any number of creatures.

This land enters tapped with two charge counters on it.
{T}: Add {B}.
{T}, Remove a charge counter from this land: Add one mana of any color.

[+1]: Exile up to two target cards from a single graveyard. You gain 2 life if at least one creature card was exiled this way.
[–1]: Exile target nonland permanent with mana value 1 or less.
[–5]: Kaya deals damage to target player equal to the number of cards that player owns in exile and you gain that much life.

If you would draw a card, you may skip that draw instead.

Deathtouch
Whenever an Assassin you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Flying
Revolt — This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn.

When this creature enters, create a Monster Role token attached to it.
{1}, Sacrifice an Aura attached to this creature: This creature fights target creature you don't control. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead. Activate only as a sorcery.

Exile all cards from target player's graveyard other than basic land cards. For each card exiled this way, search that player's library for all cards with the same name as that card and exile them. Then that player shuffles.

Extort

{T}: The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, that damage is dealt to this creature instead.