Target creature you control climbs into Goblin Sleigh Ride. You slide them on their merry way. If the creature stayed on, it deals damage equal to its toughness to each other creature touched during the slide.
"What fun it is to ride and sing a slaying song tonight!"
Whenever this creature blocks, prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by it this turn. {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature it's blocking.
"Strength in numbers? Right." —Ib Halfheart, goblin tactician
First strike At the beginning of each opponent's end step, that player creates a 1/1 red Goblin creature token with "Creatures you control attack each combat if able."
"Infiltrate and infuriate!" —Goblin Espionage League motto
When this creature dies, seek a creature card with mana value 3 or less. That card perpetually gains haste, "This spell costs {1} less to cast," and "At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice this creature."